Better Than Crazy (2015)
Aaron Daley: Jack
Quotes
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Caroline : Sarah, have you really not had a shot before?
Sarah : Nope!
Dave : That can't be true.
Sarah : It's true!
Jack : I believe it.
Dave : Wait...
Sarah : No! I've had white zin!
Jack : Well, this is just like white zin, except that it's a lot stronger and you're gonna end up with your panties on your head.
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Jack : I was partying pretty hard last week and my landlord told me that if I did it again, he'd kick me out.
Sarah : So it's a foregone conclusion that you're getting kicked out.
Jack : I might need to live in the Winnebago. Does anyone have a problem with that?
Sarah : Yes! We have to split it! You can't live in it.
Jack : How can we split the Winnebago?
Caroline : Have you ever even been inside the Winnebago?
Dave : LET'S ARM-WRESTLE FOR IT!
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Dave : Let me get this straight. You've gone from singing songs about French fries to singing songs about soda pop?
Caroline : You know what? SHANK!
Dave : What's next, nachos?
Caroline : Ooo...
Dave : Roast beef?
Caroline : Shank.
Dave : Hot dogs?
Caroline : BFF.
Dave : Omelettes?
Caroline : BFF.
Dave : Jalapeño poppers?
Caroline : BFF.
Dave : Chicken wings?
Caroline : Shank.
Dave : Meatloaf?
Caroline : BFF.
Dave : Dill relish?
Caroline : On a sandwich or alone?
Dave : Just out of the jar.
Caroline : BFF.
Dave : Tacos y burritos?
Caroline : What?
Dave : I was speaking Spanish.
Jack : El burrito!
Caroline : BFF. Burritos of any kind, BFF. Go on.
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Jack : Caroline, we have to get up the stairs.
Caroline : No. I want to take an elevator.
Jack : We can't take an elevator. We have to take the stairs.
Caroline : I shank the stairs!
Jack : You're shanking the stairs!
Caroline : I shank stairs!
Jack : All right, all right. We'll get you to an elevator.
Caroline : Ow!
Jack : Are those high heels made out of steel, or...?
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Jack : That makes no fucking sense. 'Crazi'? With an 'i'?
Robert : Should we pronounce it differently?
Caroline : It's so crazy that it's 'crazy' - with an 'i'. Like... 'crazy' with an 'i'.
Jack : You need something better than 'crazy'.
Caroline : Yeah! 'Crazy' with an 'i'!
Robert : But why an 'i'?
Jack : That's it? Just because? It's just 'crazy' with an 'i'.
Caroline : Mmm-hmm.