Better Than Crazy (2015)

Shawn Romias: Robert

Quotes 

• Robert : How long have you two been together?

  Mary Ann : Three years.

  Dave : It seems like so much longer. I mean, I can't remember a time without you.

  Mary Ann : The best three years of your life, right?

  Dave : Yeah...

  Caroline : We can tell.

• Jack : It's sad. Here we are, trying to bring up your heritage - OUR heritage - of corn dogs.

  Robert : Heritage of corn dogs?

  Jack : Yes!

  Dave : And lack of pants.

  Jack : And lack of pants. The two things our family is famous for.

• Jack : That makes no fucking sense. 'Crazi'? With an 'i'?

  Robert : Should we pronounce it differently?

  Caroline : It's so crazy that it's 'crazy' - with an 'i'. Like... 'crazy' with an 'i'.

  Jack : You need something better than 'crazy'.

  Caroline : Yeah! 'Crazy' with an 'i'!

  Robert : But why an 'i'?

  Jack : That's it? Just because? It's just 'crazy' with an 'i'.

  Caroline : Mmm-hmm.

• Robert : You want me to go first? I'll go first. Let me think... my favorite cousin story. Sarah - do remember that time you were drinking those drinks in Davis, I think. What were those...?

  Caroline : Wikki Wakki Woos.

  Robert : That's right - what were in those?

  Dave : Those were terrible!

  Caroline : That's because they were made for college girls who think Long Island Iced Teas are weak.

  Dave : My kind of college girls!