Superman & Lois (TV Series)

Haywire (2021)

Jordan Elsass: Jonathan Kent

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Quotes 

• Coach Gaines : Kent!

  Jonathan Kent : Yes, Coach?

  Coach Gaines : No, not you. The other one. Shortstack!

  Jordan Kent : Yes, Coach?

  Coach Gaines : Look, I need you right now. I need you to get me that ball. You hear me?

  Jordan Kent : Yes, Coach.

  Coach Gaines : Yeah!

  Jordan Kent : Yes, Coach.

  Clark Kent : Hey. Come on. Come on. It's just like practice.

  Jordan Kent : This is different than practice.

  Clark Kent : No. Hey, you got this, okay? You can do it. Just go.

• General Sam Lane : I wanna say, I'm sorry for the changes you're having to endure. Jordan, I know that you're showing signs of being special.

  Jordan Kent : Not that big a deal, really.

  Jonathan Kent : Yeah. Yeah, come on, Grandpa. He's just the same old barely-above-average kid.

  General Sam Lane : All right, well, what I do know is your dad is very special. I didn't want you to know that, yet here we are. And given that your dad is the most important force for good in the entire world, that means you have an obligation, too. Don't waste his time. Try to think about the fact that when your dad gets distracted, lives are at stake. Understood?

  Jordan Kent : Yes.

  Jonathan Kent : Sure.

  General Sam Lane : Then act accordingly. And for the record, hell of a hit last night.

• Jonathan Kent : [watching Jordan celebrate with their teammates]  He doesn't even like football.

  Sarah Cushing : So what? He evolved. It happens.

  Taj 'Tag' Harris : I used to get game balls. Before my stupid, million-to-one exploding bonfire injury.

  Jonathan Kent : Did the doctor give you, like, a timeline for getting that off, or...

  Taj 'Tag' Harris : Maybe in time for playoffs. But we won't make playoffs if our wideout can't catch a ball.

  Corey Wellnitz : What'd you say?

  Taj 'Tag' Harris : Oh, relax, Wellnitz.

  Corey Wellnitz : Your broke ass is busting on me? Waitress. Might want to have this guy pay first, unless he's putting those buffalo wings on layaway.

• Clark Kent : [running football drills with the boys, he uses his superspeed to intercept his own pass]  Can't get cocky. It's a cardinal sin. Never celebrate until you cross a goal line.

  Jonathan Kent : Okay, guy who runs at Mach 10.

  Clark Kent : [sarcastic laugh]  Oh, ha-ha. Go.

  [Jordan fumbles a pass] 

  Clark Kent : Well. Well, that's why he plays defense.