Charmed (TV Series)
Search Party (2020)
Melonie Diaz: Mel Vera
Quotes
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Mel Vera : Every time I think that there's hope for you...
Abigael Jameson-Caine : To do what? Put on my goody-two-shoes and prance around, saving broken-winged sparrows like you and your judgy-Judy sisters? I'd rather have a stiletto in my eye.
Mel Vera : Happy to help. Find me a stiletto.
Abigael Jameson-Caine : Misery doing business with you.
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Macy Vaughn : Julian. You are a wonderful guy. So kind and... smart. Genius, really. I mean, who hybridizes stoma cells from rutabagas?
Maggie Vera : And cut. Cut. Cut.
Macy Vaughn : Oh. That bad, huh?
Maggie Vera : Mmm... too much science. And flattery. You're... you're ending things. You're not proposing.
Macy Vaughn : Do we not have, like, a break-up spell so I can avoid all of this?
Mel Vera : There is. It's called ghosting.
Macy Vaughn : No, Julian doesn't deserve that. He's a good guy. It's not his fault.
Maggie Vera : That you're finally feeling your feels for Harry?
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Mel Vera : One potion does not require this many ingredients. What is this?
Abigael Jameson-Caine : This is what it looks like when your demon-owned companies go belly-up, your credit cards are frozen, and the Four Seasons won't take Bitcoin.
Mel Vera : Okay. Not happening.
Abigael Jameson-Caine : You need a potion, and I need a place to crash. Let's call it quid pro quo.
Maggie Vera : Uh, hang on a second. Quid pro no.
Macy Vaughn : This is literally my worst nightmare.
Abigael Jameson-Caine : Well, that's not very Charmed Ones of you. I'm a fellow witch in trouble. Isn't that your mission? To help witches in distress?
Macy Vaughn : We're done playing dungeons and demons. Harry's life is in danger.
Abigael Jameson-Caine : And so is mine. Because of you ladies, I have a target on my back. My apartment's been overtaken by hostile demon forces. And I have nowhere else to go. And, anyway... I can be useful to you.
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Abigael Jameson-Caine : [Mel is going through her luggage] What the hell do you think you're doing?
Mel Vera : We need a quicker way to find Harry. Where's that magic detector you found in Maine?
Abigael Jameson-Caine : It's at my apartment.
Mel Vera : The one overrun by demons? Oh, no.
Abigael Jameson-Caine : It wasn't enough that they took my crown. They had to come for my castle, too. So forgive me if I only had time to pack the essentials.
Mel Vera : Well, that magic detector is an essential. So we need to go get it.
Abigael Jameson-Caine : We? Not a chance.