Hick (2011)

Bob Stephenson: Lux

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• Lux : Do you always carry a gun like that?

  Luli McMullen : It's not a gun. It's a 45, Smith & Wesson.

• Lux : [at dining table, realizing scantily-clad young child is approaching him armed with a revolver]  Oh, uhm...

  Luli McMullen : Get down.

  Lux : [meekly]  Okay.

  Luli McMullen : [impatiently hurrying him up]  Get down!

  Lux : [cautious and sweating]  Do you always carry a gun like that?

  Luli McMullen : It's not a gun, it's a .45 Smith & Wesson.

  Lux : Well, uhm, maybe you could give your Mom my card... Let her know I dropped by...

  Luli McMullen : [holds the revolver straight and true, unwavering]  Who are you, Mister?

  Lux : I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I should introduce myself. I'm Lux Val. I'm in investments.

  [smiles] 

  Luli McMullen : Investments?

  Lux : Yeah, you know, uh, land, properties, stuff like that.

  [laughs, gets up, but she waves him back] 

  Luli McMullen : [fake laugh]  Well, look, Phil, do you always break into people's houses at eight o'clock in the morning?

  Lux : Uh, no, but your door is... Your screen door was open, and there was no door bell, so I...

  Luli McMullen : Do you think I'm pretty?

  Lux : Excuse me?

  Luli McMullen : Like... like if you saw me... on the street or something, would... would you want to kiss me?

  [the revolver still pointed] 

  Lux : [stammering, sweating, unsure]  I don't... think I'm supposed to...

  [self-effacing gesture] 

  Lux : No, I'm not... Uh... Ah... Is it? Uh... Okay?

  [wipes brow] 

  Tammy : [entering]  Luli, what in the hell is going...? Oh, Mr. Phil, well, you're here at 7 AM.

  Lux : It's actually eight, Mrs. McMullen.

  Tammy : Luli, you are such a card with that gun.

  Luli McMullen : It's not a gun, it's a .45.

  Tammy : Well, put it down!

  Lux : [stammering]  Smith & Wesson...

  Luli McMullen : It's a Smith & Wesson .45.