Team Fortress 2 (2007 Video Game)
Dennis Bateman: Pyro, Spy
Quotes
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Spy : I'm going to gut you like a Cornish game hen.
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Spy : Promise not to bleed on my suit and I'll kill you quickly.
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Spy : I never really was on your side.
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Spy : You got blood on my suit.
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Spy : [Dominating Scout] You died as you lived, running away.
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Spy : [Dominating Scout] Here lies Scout. He ran fast and died a virgin
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Spy : [laughs] You live in a van!
[continues laughing]
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Spy : Oh, Soldier, who will they ever find to replace you? Anyone!
[laughs]
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Spy : Come stand on the point, you imbecile!
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Spy : I appear to have burst into flames!
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Spy : I murdered your toys as well!
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Spy : No coffin can contain me.
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Spy : Here's what I have that you don't; a functioning liver, depth perception and a pulse!
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Spy : I am uncorking a bottle of 1942 Château Backstab!
[uncorking sound]
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Spy : Thank you, laborer!
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Spy : My knife is sharp, my watch is wound, my ski mask is freshly-laundered; time to win.
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Spy : Did I throw a wrench into your plans?
[laughs maniacally]
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Spy : Jarate?
[cries]
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Spy : Oh dear, I've made quite a mess.
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Spy : You are an amateur and a fool!
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Spy : Burn in hell, you mumbling abomination!
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Spy : Aww, too bad this wasn't a pie eating contest!
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Spy : I'm looking at your x-ray, and I'm afraid you suck!
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Spy : The outcome was never really in doubt.
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Spy : Let's settle this like gentlemen!
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Scout : What're you? President of his fan club?
Spy : No... that would be your mother!
[the Spy reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of the RED Spy and the Scout's mother]
Scout : What the?
[stammers out of shock and disbelief]
Spy : Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today.
