Team Fortress 2 (2007 Video Game)

Gary Schwartz: Heavy, Demoman, Monoculus

Quotes 

• Demoman : Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together - in hell!

• Demoman : So! T'all you fine dandies, so proud, so cocksure, prancin' about with your heads full of eyeballs... come and get me, I say! I'll be waitin' on you with a whiff of the old brimstone! I'm a grim bloody fable with an unhappy bloody end!

• Heavy : [Referring to a large mining cart, containing a nuclear bomb]  Push little wagon!

• Demoman : And I got a manky eye. I'm a black Scottish cyclops. They got more feckin' sea monsters in the great Lochett Ness than they got the likes of me.

• Heavy : [wearing a Halloween costume of fake fairy wings, a tiara, and a ballerina tutu, one of a few lines triggered with this costume on]  Everyone! Friendship is *STUPID* magic!

• Heavy : [When the payload starts to roll backwards]  Other team has cart!

• Heavy : [singing, after eating sandwich]  Me and my sandvich, coming to kill you!

• Demoman : [grabbing vest and pulling it out, mocking his victim, or victims]  Ka-BEUUUUUUUUUWWWWM!

• Heavy : You are so small! It's funny to me!

• Heavy : Cry some more!

• Heavy : I love this doctor!

• Heavy : Entire team is babies!

• Heavy : You - yes, you! You are dead!

• Heavy : Kiss me!

  [kisses his gun, Sasha] 

• Heavy : [When the payload starts to roll backwards]  Cart moves wrong way!

• Heavy : [after eating sandvich]  Don't run! It's just ham!

• Heavy : [after eating sandvich]  Bologna! Ha ha ha ha!

• Heavy : [after eating sandvich]  Sandvich is perfect fuel for killing puny cowards!

• Heavy : It is good day to be giant man!

• Demoman : [being ÜberCharged by a medic while using the Stickybomb Launcher]  Not one of ya's going to survive this!

• Heavy : Now is good time to run, cowards!

• Heavy : [obtaining an achievement]  I am most dangerous man in history of world!

• Heavy : [wearing a red robin bird head replacement]  As promised, Heavy will now lay egg in your mouth. Now Bird Heavy will vomit worms down your throat! Run cowards! Tweet tweet tweet! Heavy has tiny bird head! Never speak of this. I am coming cowards, to lay egg in your mouth! Hide your seeds and millet, cowards!

• Heavy : [laughs]  Oh, hohoho, oh that slaps me on the knee!

• Heavy : Put Teleport here!

• Heavy : I am not done with you yet!

• Heavy : The burning you feel? It is shame.

• Heavy : [after using a Teleporter]  Engineer is credit to team!

• Heavy : [initiating a Conga line]  All of you are dancing babies!

• Heavy : Is good.

• Heavy : [Initiating a Conga line]  Heavy is credit to Conga line!

• Heavy : [under effects of ÜberCharge] 

  [shouts] 

  Heavy : I am bulletproof!

• Heavy : Put Dispenser here!

• Heavy : I Spy with my little eye!

• Heavy : Aagh, too many little men on this team!

• Heavy : [after eating sandvich]  Sandvich make me strong!

• Heavy : I feel alive!

• Heavy : Stupid, stupid, stupid!

• Heavy : Put Sentry here!

• Heavy : You are dead, not big surprise.

• Heavy : I hear someone building diaper changing station!

• Heavy : [after destroying a building]  More rubble, less trouble!