Team Fortress 2 (2007 Video Game)

Nathan Vetterlein: Scout

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Quotes 

• Scout : Are you listening? Okay.

  [chuckles slightly] 

  Scout : [counts on his fingers while talking to the camera]  Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother?

  Scout : [pokes the camera]  ... I hurt people.

• Scout : [after killing an Engineer]  Here's a schematic for ya: MY ASS

• Scout : I'm gonna headbutt ya! I'm gonna headbutt ya! I'm gonna headbutt ya!

• Scout : Yeah, I dare ya, rage quit! C'mon make us both happy!

• Scout : Play ball!

• Scout : [after killing an Engineer]  Here's something you shoulda built: a not dyin' machine.

• Scout : [after killing a Heavy]  $400,000 to fire that gun huh? Yeah money well spent

• Scout : [after killing a Sniper]  You'll never hit me! You'll never hit my tiny head! It's so tiny! I got a freakin, such a tiny little head!

• Scout : [after killing a Demoman]  Depth perception pal, look into it!

• Scout : [after killing a Medic]  Where's your precious hippo-crates now?

• Scout : [getting a lot of height with double or triple jumps]  Hey I can see my base from here!

• Scout : Say goodbye to your kneecaps, chucklehead.

• Scout : Wave goodbye to your secret crap, dumbass!

• Scout : Yeah, why don't ya come over and say that to my face, tough guy? Bonk!

• Scout : I should be on a baseball card!

• Scout : [after killing a Heavy]  I am owning you, you fat bald bastard!

• Scout : [after killing a Heavy]  I am owning you, you fat bald, fatty fat fat!

• Scout : [after killing a Medic]  Ooooh your gun shoots medicine! That's intimidating...

• Scout : If you order now, I'll throw in a second beatin' absolutely free

• Scout : Dude you'd get a closed casket at the ugly cemetery

• Scout : [dominating a sniper]  Look at this, just caved in your skull, my bat's still dry. No clumps of hair, nothin'.

• Scout : Need a dispenser here!

• Scout : Need a Sentry here!

• Scout : I'm not even winded!

• Scout : This is a real frickin' embarrassment!

• Scout : [dominating a Heavy]  Them $200 bullets ain't so hot when they don't *hit* nothin', are they?

• Scout : [looking at an enemy with his melee weapon out]  I'm gonna beat on your skull until I hit tonsils!

• Scout : [after destroying an Engineer's dispenser, sentry, or teleporter]  I broke your stupid crap, moron!

• Scout : What're you? President of his fan club?

  Spy : No... that would be your mother!

  [the Spy reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of the RED Spy and the Scout's mother] 

  Scout : What the?

  [stammers out of shock and disbelief] 

  Spy : Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today.

• Scout : Nice hustle tons of fun, next time eat a salad!