Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill (2020 TV Special)

Jerry Seinfeld: Self

Quotes 

• Jerry Seinfeld : This could be my favorite spot in the entire world, right here, right now. Could be.

  Woman in the Audience : [shouts out something unintelligible] 

  Jerry Seinfeld : Thank you, sweetheart, I love you too. This is in fact my favorite type do intimate relationship. I love you - you love me - and we will never meet.

• Jerry Seinfeld : I love being a dad. I was there at the birth. Obviously, the most dramatic human life moment. Anytime two people walk into a room, and three come out... a major event took place in that room.

  Jerry Seinfeld : At the end of life, we go back basically into the same room, same bed, same stuff around. And again, a different number of people coming out than went in. But that is the human-being business. We gotta turn inventory, fresh product, keep the supply chain moving. We gotta get 'em in, we gotta get 'em out. That's the hospital's job. It's rest, cleanliness. If it doesn't work out, we help you move on.

  Jerry Seinfeld : It says "hospital" when you walk in, but it could also be "Bed Bath & Beyond."