- Driving Instructor: Okay, here's the scenario. You just witnessed an armed robbery, multiple shots fired. Ready, go.
- Charlie Eppes: [checking seatbelt, adjusting mirror] Um, let me just make sure, um... okay, okay...
- Driving Instructor: What are you doing, Eppes? This isn't driver's ed. You're in pursuit!
- Charlie Eppes: [floors the accelerator] Okay.
- Driving Instructor: Your siren, Agent Eppes. You forgot your siren.
- Charlie Eppes: So, that's right, uh... where is that?
- [turns on siren]
- Driving Instructor: [Charlie drives erratically, crashing into orange cones and other items] You just killed a mailbox. Keep your eyes on the road. Radio. You need to call in your pursuit.
- Charlie Eppes: [into radio] Good morning. This is Charles Eppes. I'm in pursuit of a burgundy-ish, sort of, merlot colored.
- [to driving instructor]
- Charlie Eppes: What kind of car would you say that is?
- Driving Instructor: It's a Ford.
- Charlie Eppes: Really doesn't look like a Ford.
- [into radio]
- Charlie Eppes: Anyway, a Ford.
- Driving Instructor: Look out!
- [Charlie slams on the brakes and crashes into cardboard "pedestrians"]
- Megan Reeves: [Opening door of car] Hey, Speed Racer!
- [to instructor]
- Megan Reeves: Can I borrow him for a minute.
- Driving Instructor: Take the afternoon.