The World's End (2013)
Martin Freeman: Oliver Chamberlain
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Quotes
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Oliver Chamberlain : WTF, Gary. WTF.
Gary King : What the fuck does WTF mean?
Peter Page : [getting out the cubicle] What the fuck?
Gary King : Ooohh yeah!
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Gary King : And we're back! Just like the Five Musketeers!
Steven Prince : Three musketeers, wasn't it?
Peter Page : Four, if you count d'Artagnan.
Gary King : Well, nobody knows how many there were, really, do they, Pete? I mean, history's a sketchbook.
Oliver Chamberlain : You do know that "The Three Musketeers" is a fiction, right? Written by Alexandre Dumas?
Gary King : A lot of people are saying that about the Bible these days.
Steven Prince : What, that it was written by Alexandre Dumas?
Gary King : Don't be daft, Steve! It was written by Jesus! Anyway, five sounds much better. I think they missed a trick only having three 'cos if they'd had five then two could've died and they'd still have three left.
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Steven Prince : We need to be able to differentiate between them, them and us.
Peter Page : Yeah, I think the pronouns are really confusing.
Gary King : I don't even know what a pronoun is.
Oliver Chamberlain : Well, it's a word that can function by itself as a noun which refers to something else in the discourse.
Gary King : I don't get it.
Andrew Knightley : You just used one.
Gary King : Did I?
Andrew Knightley : "It" it's a pronoun.
Gary King : What is?
Andrew Knightley : It!
Gary King : Is it?
Andrew Knightley : Christ!
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Steven Prince : Where are you getting this from?
Oliver Chamberlain : Old man Basil! He was there with a Bermuda Rhombus and the Aqua Nazis!
Gary King : Another great name for the band. Steve, write that down!
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Gary King : If you're worried about me, don't be. I am here to tell you that Gary King is back on the horse.
Oliver Chamberlain : Woah, woah, you're back on the horse?
Gary King : No, I mean, I'm back on the bike.
Oliver Chamberlain : What's bike?
Gary King : What do you mean?
Oliver Chamberlain : What's bike stand for?
Gary King : Bicycle.
Oliver Chamberlain : I'm lost.
Gary King : Don't be.
Oliver Chamberlain : Okay.
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Steven Prince : [checks watch, waiting for Garry to use the bathroom] This is a long piss.
Oliver Chamberlain : If it is a piss. It might be a little
[mimes out cocaine snorting]
Peter Page : Poo?
Oliver Chamberlain : How's that a poo?
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Gary King : Wait a minute. 1990 model Oliver was out of commission by this point of the evening.
Oliver Chamberlain : What are you saying?
Gary King : [pause] I like the new you!
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Oliver Chamberlain : Maybe they have selective memories.
Gary King : Yeah, like what's-his-name. Me!
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[Gary, Andy, Steven, Oliver and Peter drink in unison]
Gary King : Drinking.
Oliver Chamberlain : Ahhhh.
Steven Prince : Beer.
Andrew Knightley : Pubs.
Peter Page : [burps]
Gary King : Shall we?
[they leave the bar drunkenly]
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Steven Prince : This is a long piss.
Oliver Chamberlain : If it is a piss.
Peter Page : Poo.
Oliver Chamberlain : How's that a poo?
