House M.D. (TV Series)
House's Head (2008)
Hugh Laurie: Dr. Gregory House
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Quotes
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Woman in Black : What's my necklace made of?
Dr. Gregory House : [exhales] Resin.
Woman in Black : Who am I?
Dr. Gregory House : I don't know. Why the guessing game?
Woman in Black : Because you don't know the answer.
Dr. Gregory House : And if I don't know, you don't... You know the clues.
Woman in Black : I know what's bugging your subconscious. What's my necklace made of?
Dr. Gregory House : [realizes who she is] No.
Woman in Black : Who am I?
Dr. Gregory House : Doesn't make sense.
Woman in Black : What's my necklace made of?
Dr. Gregory House : Amber.
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Dr. Lisa Cuddy : [trying to get Thirteen to open the door] Dr. Hadley!
Dr. Gregory House : See? She doesn't even know your name.
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Dr. Gregory House : Your biggest problem is, I don't know what your biggest problem is.
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Dr. Allison Cameron : You're staying the night. We're gonna monitor your brain for swelling.
Dr. Gregory House : How much bigger could it get?
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Thirteen : I don't think I was even born when that movie was out.
Dr. Gregory House : Well you're too young to be a doctor. That movie was released in 1980.
Thirteen : That was 28 years ago.
Dr. Gregory House : No it wasn't! Shut up!
Thirteen : Did you just forget what year it is?
Dr. Gregory House : No. I just remembered how old I am.
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Dr. Lisa Cuddy : [to House] Are you crazy? Alzheimer drugs will make your brain go into overdrive.
Dr. Gregory House : That's the point. It'll speed up my neuronal firing. Turn up the voltage on my memory.
Dr. James Wilson : And blow out your heart. How many did you take?
Dr. Gregory House : Just now? Or including the ones I took on the ride over?
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Dr. Gregory House : You gonna trust me? I lie about everything.
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Dr. Gregory House : [after forgetting Taub's name] Lesbian. Find out if anybody on that bus was taken to other hospitals.
Thirteen : He just forgot mine.
Dr. Gregory House : No, Thirteen, I just wanted to call you a lesbian.
Thirteen : I'm not a lesbian.
Dr. Gregory House : I was rounding up, from 50%.
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Dr. Gregory House : [after Cuddy stops stripping in his dream] No! Dance, woman!
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : You'd rather be diagnosing.
Dr. Gregory House : I screamed no.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : And your own subconscious ignored you because you'd rather fantasize about finding symptoms. How screwed up is that?
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Goth Kid : You're kidding, right?
Dr. Gregory House : If I was kidding, I'd be dressed like you.
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Dr. Gregory House : [to a sleeping Cuddy] Hey.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : [groggily] Go away.
Dr. Gregory House : It's not over. I saved the wrong person.
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[last lines]
Thirteen : Female. Late twenties. Kidney damage.
[to Wilson]
Thirteen : Does Amber have a birthmark on her right shoulder blade?
[looks at Wilson; Wilson turns and looks at House]
Dr. Gregory House : She was on the bus with me.
[rapidly breathing]
Dr. Gregory House : She's the one who's dying.
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Dr. James Wilson : [to House] When you were under hypnosis, you were talking to Amber?
Dr. Gregory House : I wanted to see her naked.
Dr. James Wilson : Seriously, what were you hiding?
Dr. Gregory House : I want to see her naked.
Dr. James Wilson : You want to see everyone naked. Why would you hide that?
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Dr. Eric Foreman : [after noticing blood dripping from House's ear] You're bleeding.
Dr. Gregory House : A little thing called a bus crash. It's just a scalp laceration. It could be hidden in his optic chiasm.
Dr. Eric Foreman : It's coming from your ear. You think that's a good thing?
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Nurse Dickerson : [to House] Did you take my cell phone?
Dr. Gregory House : My large colon did. I'm negotiating its release.
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Dr. Gregory House : I saw somebody dying.
Dr. James Wilson : You saw 30 people flying into glass and metal.
Dr. Gregory House : I saw a symptom before the crash.
Dr. James Wilson : You're concussed. You don't know what you saw and you don't know when you saw it. A week ago, you noticed a symptom in a soap star.
Dr. Gregory House : Bad argument since I was right about that.
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Dr. Gregory House : [When House wakes up in his apartment to a nurse shining a light in his face] Get that out of my face.
Nurse Dickerson : Welcome back. I'm Nurse Dickerson.
Dr. Gregory House : I don't need your name. And I got your profession from your super competent technique of melting my retinas.
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Dr. Gregory House : [after House has a flashback] Someone is going to die.
Stripper : [to the bouncer] Kenny!
Dr. Gregory House : Not you. I saw something. A symptom. Someone is going to die unless I find them.
Stripper : Who?
Dr. Gregory House : I have no idea.
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Dr. James Wilson : [to House] Why did you get so drunk at 5:00 in the afternoon, alone?
Dr. Gregory House : I need a reason?
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Dr. Gregory House : [to his team] Okay, new plan. We make a list of all the bars between here and the crash site. Find out where I went, we go there...
Dr. Chris Taub : On it.
[he, Kutner and Thirteen begin to leave]
Dr. Gregory House : You're not going to do anything, are you?
Thirteen : We're going to go to the ER and do our jobs.
Dr. Gregory House : Someone is dying because I can't remember...
Dr. Chris Taub : When you remember, you can page us.
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Dr. James Wilson : [to House] You've got Amber in your head?
Dr. Gregory House : You put her in my head. I can't even have a conversation with you in my subconscious without her tagging along.
Dr. James Wilson : Well, she better have her clothes on.
Dr. Gregory House : [sighs] Unfortunately.
[pauses]
Dr. Gregory House : I didn't mean to say that out loud.
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Dr. Allison Cameron : You're staying the night. We need to monitor your brain for swelling.
Dr. Gregory House : How much bigger could it get?
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Dr. Gregory House : If it's a fantasy, you'd be wearing this.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : You're convinced your patient is dying and you wanna waste your time with a sex fantasy?
Dr. Gregory House : Don't blame me, blame my gender.
