Ed, Edd n Eddy (TV Series)

Ed in a Half Shell/Mirror, Mirror, on the Ed (2000)

Matt Hill: Ed

Quotes 

• Ed : Shush! My yeast is rising.

  Edd : [Stares at him]  Nut Loaf, Ed?

• Edd : Seems the student has surpassed the master.

  Ed : But better!

• Ed : Can I think?

  Edd , Eddy : NO!

• Ed : Eddy, truth or dare?

  Eddy : Okay, dare, Ed.

  Ed : Okay, I dare you, Eddy, to sprout the wings of a bat and stalk like a zombie while whistling "Row Row Row Your Boat" through a car wash!

  [Edd and Eddy stare at Ed, flummoxed] 

  Edd : Ed, try a more reasonable dare.

  Ed : Okay, I dare you to be Double D!

• Edd : [pretending to be Ed]  Gravy!

  Ed : Come on, Double-D. I don't say "gravy" all the time.

  Edd : Buttered toast, then!

• Ed : Shush! My yeast is rising.

  Edd : Nutloaf, Ed?

• Ed : [imitating Eddy]  I have caused discomfort, 'cause I'm Eddy HA HA HA!

• Ed : Okay, I dare Eddy to be Double D.

  Edd : Eddy act like me? Why, that's...

  Eddy : Stupid, Ed! You blew your chance to...

  Edd : Y'know, Eddy. It could be quite intriguing. Why, I'd be flattered if you were to mimic me.

  Eddy : Let's see, where do I start?

  [He mimics Edd] 

  Eddy : "The wind conditions are absurd. The lean is too steep for the fat."

  Ed : Good Double D, Eddy.

  [Edd chuckles] 

  Eddy : [pretending to strain to move the bottle]  Oh, dear. The unsanitary. My skinny arms cannot bear the weight. Oh, oh, I know. I'll move it with my brain.

  [He pretends to concentrate. Edd is unamused] 

  Edd : [sarcastically]  Ha, ha, ha. Very good, Eddy.

  [spins the bottle] 

  Edd : Can we resume playing?

  [the bottle settles on him] 

  Edd : Oh, dear.

  Eddy : Ha! I dare ya to be Ed! Go on, flatter him.

  Edd : Well, I suppose I could, but only if Ed will be Eddy.

  Ed : I can do Eddy, I practiced.

  [He pushes his eyes together and starts speaking in a loud, raspy voice] 

  Ed : 'Can it, Double Dweeb!'

  Eddy : [out of character]  Whaddya mean, you practiced?

  Ed : 'Shut up, Sockhead!'

  Eddy : Please, 'Eddy'. You're invading my personal space!

  [He pushes Ed away. The Eds laugh hysterically] 

  Eddy : Well...?

  Ed : Do me, Double D!

  Eddy : We're waiting.

  Edd : Very well. Uh, let's see now.

  [turns around and manipulates his face. When he faces his friends again, his eyes are spread out across his face] 

  Edd : 'Buttered toast.'

  [the Eds laugh again] 

• Edd : [as Ed]  Uh-oh, a fence.

  [He runs into it] 

  Edd : Gravy!

  Ed : Aw, come on, Double D, I don't say "gravy" all the time.

  Edd : Buttered toast, then!

  Eddy : [as Edd]  Buttered toast is crude, as the crust always gets stuck in my gap!

  [Edd quickly covers his teeth] 

• Eddy : [as Edd]  Eddy, I too am thirsty. Quite partial, to be exact.

  Edd : [helping Rolf crush raspberries]  'Parched'! The word you're looking for is 'parched'!

  Ed : [as Eddy]  Yeah right, lumpy! Parched is a fish!

• Ed : [as Eddy]  Kids'll pay big money to ride a blimp. You're a genius, Double D.

  Edd : [flattered]  You really think I'm a genius?

• [Ed pulls Eddy's sock over him and walks behind Edd] 

  Ed : [as Eddy]  Hey, burrhead. I will now inflict pain on you.

  Edd : What?

  [Ed swings Eddy, sending Edd flying into Rolf's raspberry silo]