- [3:15 in the morning. Eddy, exhausted, is curled up in a drawer with a blanket wrapped around him. Ed opens and closes the refrigerator door]
- Ed: Eddy, when you close the fridge door, does the little light stay on?
- Eddy: [at his wits' end] GO HOME!
- Ed: [ignoring Eddy and continuing to play with the refrigerator door] Hello light. Hello light. Hello light. Hello light. Hello light...
- [Eddy takes Jimmy's outline, causing him to ooze into a nearby sewer]
- Jimmy: Fate has dealt a cruel hand. Darn it!
- [Eddy wakes up to find Ed in his bed with him]
- Eddy: Ed! What are you doing in my bed?
- Ed: I can't sleep, Eddy. I keep thinking, how can my feet smell if they don't have a nose?
- Eddy: [forcing a smile] Ed?
- Ed: Hmm?
- Eddy: GET OUT OF MY ROOM!
- [He pushes Ed out of bed]
- Ed: Ow! My buttocks hurt.
- [Eddy tries going back to sleep. Ed stares with wonder at Eddy's lava lamp]
- Ed: Why does goo float?
- Eddy: [irritated] HIT THE ROAD!
- [a crunching is heard. Ed has eaten the lava lamp. Eddy stammers in shock]
- Eddy: MY LAMP!
- Eddy: I say we take a break, this learning stuff is making me hungry...
- [Eddy somehow passes his hand behind the sun]
- Eddy: Didja see that?
- [He tries it again]
- Eddy: Weird! Oh well, can't beat em', eat em!
- [He eats the sun like a potato chip and it turns into a crescent moon]
- Eddy: Not bad.
- Jimmy: Jumping Jehoshaphat, who turned out the sun?