Sam and Max: Moai Better Blues (2008 Video Game)
Joey Camen: Bosco, Jimmy Two Teeth
Quotes
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Sam : Do you have any... Honey Bunches of Pumice brand cereal?
Bosco : Yes! It's good, and it's good for you. And it's all for the bunker!
Sam : Do you have any stim packs and radiation chems?
Bosco : Sure do! It wouldn't be a good emergency bunker without 'em.
Sam : Do you have any zombie repellent?
Bosco : Get out of here. There's no such thing as zombies.
Max : That's just what they *want* you to think.
Sam : Do you have any powdered drink mix?
Bosco : Cases of it. In every flavor you can think of.
Max : Three-day-old rigatoni stuffed with marshmallow peeps in an orange soda reduction with a hint of cilantro.
Bosco : Every flavor a *normal* person could think of.
Sam : Do you have any eyeglass repair kits?
Max : Not much worse than being stuck in the apocalypse with all the time in the world to read and then have your glasses break.
Bosco : Y'all think I'm an amateur? This bunker is going to be 100% irony-proof.
Sam : Do you have any...?
Bosco : Look, for the last time. It's *all* for the bunker. Give it a rest already!