Sam and Max: Bright Side of the Moon (2007 Video Game)
David Nowlin: Sam
Quotes
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Sam : Do you have any... completed Artificial Personality Disorder symptoms forms?
Bosco : [dressed in drag, fake woman's voice] Mm-hmm.
Max : You do?
Bosco : Mm-hmm.
Sam : Wow. That would've come in handy earlier. Do you have any... video of a chicken eatin' cow manure for laughs?
Bosco : Mm-hmm.
Max : What? No way!
Sam : Do you have any... global meatball sandwich positioning systems?
Bosco : Mm-hmm.
Max : Oh, you gotta be kidding me!
Sam : Do you have any... three foot by two foot cue cards that say "Don't vote for me?"
Bosco : Mm-hmm.
Max : Whaaaaat? I can't believe this!
Sam : Do you have any... instant win cheat codes for Reality 2.0?
Bosco : Mm-hmm.
Max : Oh, why didn't we ask before?
Sam : Do you have... Hugh Bliss tied up back there?
Bosco : Nn-nh.
Max : Aaaaahh...
Sam : Hey, I was on a roll.
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Sam : You know Bosco, we've collected some pretty valuable merchandise on our travels...
Max : ...and we have the sneaking suspicion you've got a little extra spending money...
Sam : ...so how'd you like to buy something from us for a change?
Bosco : Okay! Do you have any... copies of the uncensored 1982 Armani Assanti look-a-like contest on Betamax?
Sam : Nope.
Bosco : Oh well. That's the only thing I really need.
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Sam : [into phone] I saw what you did. Keep the payments coming and nobody has to find out. Yeah, okay. Love you too, Mom.
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Sam : Knowing you, Bosco, I'm sure it's quite reasonable, but how much for this "earthquake maker"?
Bosco : A hundred trillion dollars.
Max : A hundred trillion! You're crazy, foo'!
Bosco : Look, man, all I know is, I keep making up the most ridiculous price I can think of, and you keep paying it! So I ask you: who's the foo'?
Sam : Well, with a sales pitch like that, how can we not buy it?