- Harry Wilson: When did I, a corporate lawyer with 15 years of experience with this firm, suddenly become a jaunty cat burglar stealing from the rich?
- Lola: That would be cool.
- Harry Wilson: That would be cool. Thank you, Lola.
- Alec Hardison: Nothing's impossible.
- Parker: It's impossible to tickle yourself.
- Alec Hardison: That's a good point.
- Eliot Spencer: It's okay to grow up, realize you're not the person you used to be.
- Alec Hardison: You never grew up.
- Eliot Spencer: Yeah. I achieved perfection pretty early, huh?
- Harry Wilson: I remember when you wanted to change the world.
- John Safer: World did change. We just went along for the ride.
- Ryan Corbett: Look, the way I see it, you know, if a dictator or any politician thinks that their wealth is dependent upon staying in power, they will fight. Thousands may die. So isn't it better that I give them a way to live out the remainder of their days in the south of France?
- Harry Wilson: You're providing a very valuable service to the world.