- Luz: [she causes a flower to grow] Yes! Check it out, King: my glyph skills are blossoming!
- King: You think that's impressive? Check this out! Two warriors battling to the death!
- [shows he's watching two cats pouncing on each other and one falls on it's back]
- Luz: Ah. I see we're getting enough Wi-Fi through the portal for cat videos.
- King: Senseless violence! Yes, attack! Death is your god!
- Luz: I regret teaching you about the Internet.
- King: Hah! What possible regrets could come from the internet? Oh! Did you know that the Earth is actually flat?
- Luz: Yeah, that's not right.