- Sam: Do you have any... bulletproof edible underwear?
- Bosco: I don't have anything! This ain't a store!
- Sam: Do you have any... lords a leaping and/or maids a milking?
- Bosco: I told you, this AIN'T a store!
- Max: Do you have any... inflatable arms capable of replacing your real arms?
- Bosco: Didn't I just tell you this ain't a store no more?
- Sam: Do you have any... passive-aggressive payback disguised as innocuous customer inquiry?
- [Bosco blinks in confusion]
- Sam: Do you have any...
- Bosco: NO! This ain't a store!
- Sam: It's not?
- Bosco: NO!
- Sam: Oh. Well why didn't you say so?
- Bosco: Arrrrgh!
- Max: A trillion dollars worth of detection equipment and he still didn't see that coming a mile away!