Get Him to the Greek (2010)
Jonah Hill: Aaron Green
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Quotes
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Sergio Roma : You've been mind-fucked before?
Aaron Green : I don't think so.
Sergio Roma : I'm mind-fucking you right now.
Aaron Green : You are?
Sergio Roma : Can't you feel my dick fucking your mind?
Aaron Green : No, I can't really feel anything.
Sergio Roma : See? That's it. That's the art of it. I'm mind-fucking the shit out of you.
Aaron Green : Well I hope you're wearing a condom cause I have a dirty mind.
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Aaron Green : [as Sergio is chasing after them in a hotel lobby] This is the longest hallway of all time!
Aldous Snow : It's Kubrickian!
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Limousine Driver in London : Would you like me to take the Chiswick roundabout through Hounslow and Staines?
Aaron Green : What is this, fucking Middle Earth? Just take us to the airport, okay.
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Aldous Snow : I labored under the myth of monogamy for sever years with Jackie and it was pointless.
Aaron Green : So you only slept with Jackie?
Aldous Snow : No, I slept with other people but I always told her about it. Monogamy.
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Aldous Snow : We're gonna fuck these two girls.
Aaron Green : I just got out of a relationship.
Aldous Snow : Was your ex a blonde or brunette?
Aaron Green : Brunette.
Aldous Snow : Blonde it is.
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Aaron Green : [at a club] What's up man?
Tom Felton : Hey.
Aaron Green : I'm here with Aldous Snow, so we have a table in the back.
Tom Felton : [not interested] Great.
Aaron Green : Feel free to bring Professor Snape. Come by, we'll play some late night Quidditch.
Tom Felton : Just leave it, you...
[walks away]
Aaron Green : Right. Not everyone cares.
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Aaron Green : Do you know the lyrics to "African Child"?
Smiling African Drummer : I don't know the lyrics. I just bang the drum and do the African face.
[He shows Aaron his version of playing the African drum]
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Aaron Green : [Aaron has a balloon full of heroin up his ass] Oh, no.
Aldous Snow : What?
Aaron Green : I have to sneeze... and I'm afraid that if I do... my bowels will evacuate...
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Aaron Green : [has just been injected with adrenaline] I'm alive!
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Aaron Green : I feel like I'm in "2 Fast 2 Furious."
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Matty : Man, that opening party was incredible. Check out the pictures on Myspace. There's one of me eating cheese off some girl's titties.
Aaron Green : Please just lie to me and say I didn't miss another awesome party.
Matty : You missed an awesome party. I woke up with glitter on my dick.
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Aldous Snow : Aaron, look at what you're wearing. Do you think that now you live in Seattle, you're grunge or something? You look like a lesbian.
Aaron Green : Play the song, man.
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Aaron Green : Are you Paul Krugman?
Paul Krugman : Uh, yeah.
Aaron Green : My dad loves your shit.
Paul Krugman : Uh, thank you.
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Aaron Green : Nothing you say makes any sense, I understand that now, you're just a fucking junkie and you're smart so you make your insanity sound, good but its bullshit.
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Aaron Green : I think I just got raped.
Aldous Snow : [handing him a joint] Only one thing to do.
Aaron Green : [taking a hit] Uh, guys? What is this stuff? My heart's going really fast.
Aldous Snow : Oh, it's a bit of this, a bit of that. It's called a Jeffrey. It's mostly weed, with a bit of opium as well... ground-up E's... heroin... Clorox...
Aaron Green : I think I'm having a heart attack.
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Sergio Roma : Stop smiling like that. You look like an 8 year old who just discovered his first boner.
Aaron Green : ...Well I don't have one so...
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Aaron Green : Across the mystic desert, is a desert that is mystic.
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Daphne Binks : I'm fuckin' psyched.
Aaron Green : I'm not sucking his dick, that's like 100%.
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Aaron Green : Don't be a bitch dude, Let me get my smoke on.
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Aaron Green : [Dildo violently rubbed against his face] When's the last time you Purelled that thing?