Ed, Edd n Eddy's Big Picture Show (2009 TV Movie)
Tony Sampson: Eddy
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Quotes
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Eddy : [unable to take his brother's beating any longer] Come on, bro. Give it up, will you?
Eddy's Brother : Give it up? I thought you wanted to hang with your "hero".
Eddy : I do, bro! I do!
[Edd, outraged, storms towards Eddy's brother]
Edd : Mr. Eddy's Brother! As the oldest sibling, don't you think you should be setting a positive example for Eddy, instead of...
[Eddy's brother leans into him intimidatingly]
Edd : ... belittling him... on front of his... friends?
Eddy's Brother : Belittle? He's always been little! I like you, girlfriend.
[He uses Eddy to smash Edd into the ground, with his ski hat sticking out]
Eddy's Brother : You got spunk.
Ed , Marie Kanker : Double D!
Sarah : What the heck?
Jimmy : Somebody do something!
Rolf : [infuriated] Rolf has had enough of your flat doodle, elder one! Prepare yourself for a merciless thrashing!
[He picks Kevin up and places him in front of Eddy's brother. Kevin looks around nervously and decides to pluck up his courage anyway]
Kevin : [to Eddy's brother] Hey! Bro guy! Lay off him, man!
[Eddy is now clinging to the door of his brother's trailer while his brother is pulling him away by the back of his pants]
Nazz : Yeah, Mister Macho Man!
[the other kids stand up to him. Ed, who had been standing with his back to the trailer and cowering, notices that the door hinges of the trailer are coming loose and gets an idea. He pulls out one of the hinge bolts. The door breaks loose and the other hinge immediately gives way. The door smacks Eddy's brother squarely in the face. Eddy clings to the door as it flips and crashes]
Eddy's Brother : [dazed] Uuhh... uncle...
[Eddy's brother pitches forward onto the ground]
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Eddy : [laughing] You catch that, Ed?
[to Edd]
Eddy : Uh, the what? I missed that. What's it called?
Edd : It's called a sextant, an astronomical instrument used to...
[Ed and Eddy starts laughing]
Eddy : Again, sorry I missed it. What's it called?
Edd : It's commonly known as a sextant, Eddy.
[Ed and Eddy laughs more]
Ed : Say it again, Double D!
Edd : [ponders, then realizes what he said] Oh my!
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Edd : Eddy! Speak to me! Are you all right?
Eddy : [sniffs] I made it all up, Double D. Everything about my brother was a lie! I just made things up so people would like me, think I was cool. But boy was I wrong! The scam, my brother, this... when am I gonna learn, Double D?
[whimpers]
Edd : [gently pulls Eddy's hands from his eyes] I think you just have, Eddy.
[Eddy smiles]
Kevin : Grab him!
[the Eds turn around to see Kevin, Rolf and Nazz charging at Eddy]
Ed : No! Take me!
Eddy : Okay! I'm sorry! Honest! I didn't mean to hurt you guys!
[Kevin, Rolf and Nazz throw Eddy up in the air in adulation instead of beating him up]
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Edd : [Ed and Eddy are fooling around, nearly destroying a new gadget Edd is using] Yes, well, it's all fun and games, but merry-making nearly cost us this sextant.
Eddy : [awkward pause, after which Eddy snickers] You catch that, Ed? Uh, the what? I-I missed that, wh-what's it called?
Edd : It's called a sextant, an astronomical instrument used to -
[Ed and Eddy start giggling]
Eddy : [regains his composure] Again. Sorry, I-I missed it. What's it called?
Edd : [smiles, oblivious to what his friends are laughing at] It's commonly known as a sextant, Eddy.
Ed : [He and Eddy burst into raucous laughter] Say it again, Double D!
[both continue to laugh]
Edd : [thinks for a second, then covers his mouth in embarrassment, blushing] Oh, my!
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Edd : I've followed all the rules! Lived a life of decency and principle! So WHY didn't I trust my instincts? That one day, these short-sighted, sophomoric, show games would GO TOO FAR!
Ed : Double D's darkside makes my armpits sweat, Eddy.
Eddy : What doesn't?
Edd : Lost souls are we, gentlemen! Doomed for eternity!
Eddy : Lighten up, Sock Head! Hasn't Eddy always steered you right? Don't answer that. Ha ha ha ha ha!
Ed : Ooh, oh, if I might partake in this chat: could we not join at the circus? Eddy could be the world's...
[grabs Eddy]
Eddy : Hey, wait! Ow, stop! It doesn't go that way!
Ed : ...shortest elephant!
[contorts Eddy's face into an elephant head]
Ed : And you, Double D, can be the clown!
Edd : I suppose one could get used to the confining nature of tights...
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Eddy : I'm really starting to hate slapstick.
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[Eddy emerges from a corner of the joke factory with a cleaver in his head]
Eddy : Run, Double D! Save yourself...
[He crumples to the ground]
Edd : [profoundly distraught] Eddy!
[He backs away in horror]
Edd : This can't be!
[He backs straight into Ed, who Edd sees has a fork through his own head]
Ed : If looks could kill, I'd be dead.
[Edd screams. Ed laughs runs around mocking Edd]
Ed : Aah! Aah! Help me, I'm Double D!
[Eddy joins in on the laughter and lifts the cleaver from his head]
Eddy : It's a gag, see? What'd ya, fall off the back of a truck?
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Eddy : Those chumps will never catch us now! From here on out, it's nothing but smooth sailing!
[the car crashes into a rock, sending Eddy flying out of the car. Beat. Then car explodes into pieces. Eddy looks around to see nothing for miles, and turns to Ed, furious]
Eddy : Way to go, lummox! The only rock for miles and you had to hit it!
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Eddy : What's with my brother and these stupid bricks?
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Eddy : Can we go now? My bro'll make us eat a barnacle if we show up while he's watching Matlock.
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Ed : It wasn't me! Eddy did it.
[He ducks into his jacket]
Eddy : In your dreams! It was Double D.
[He ducks into Ed's sleeve. Edd is about to say something when he notices they're approaching the playground]
Edd : Um, excuse me. I'll be right back.
[He leans out the car window and grabs onto the merry-go-round. His lower half anchored securely to the hole in the bottom of the car, Edd uses the merry-go-round to swing the car around and around]
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[Edd thinks Ed and Eddy have sunk into quicksand]
Edd : This is all my fault! I should have never let you leave the cul-de-sac!
[as Edd cries, a handkerchief is held out to him. Edd reaches for it]
Edd : Thank you, Ed. Goodness, Ed, that's filthy.
[Edd's eyes bulge. Ed and Eddy are in front of him, covered in mud but otherwise no worse for wear]
Eddy : Gotcha!
[the two burst into laughter. Edd stands up]
Eddy : Man, you're such a sap! This muck's only ankle deep! Can't sink in it!
Ed : Got that right, Eddy! Because sinks are Mother Nature's own cereal bowl!
[Edd turns around and walks off]
Eddy : Hey, Sockhead, where are you going? You got somewhere to be? What?
[Edd walks through the swamp until he reaches a dock. He heaves himself up onto it. He slips on the water that had been dripping off of him. He makes a label reading "Caution", slaps it on a puddle, and continues walking]
Eddy : Hey!
[He and Ed follow Edd]
Eddy : Where ya goin'? You're headin' back into the swamp!
[He reaches for Edd's shoulder]
Eddy : My bro don't live...
Eddy : [furiously slapping Eddy's hand away] DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH ME!
[He releases his repressed rage]
Eddy : A SAP? Well excuse my sincerity for thinking I had lost the only two people I have left in this world!
Eddy : [trying not to laugh and is sure Edd's putting on an act] And?
Edd : It's surprising, because your stubborn, inane desire to shock, sandbag and swindle is what put us here in the first place!
Ed : I helped, too!
[Edd turns to Ed with a dangerous look, then turns back to Eddy]
Edd : You and your nefarious scams!
Eddy : [enraged] Like you were picking daisies! You built the stupid thing!
Edd : If you had paid attention to what I said and not pushed the red button...
[Edd and Eddy start brawling. Ed, who had been hiding behind a billboard, comes out and watches the scene in dismay]
Ed : Stop! I demand you tickle each other right now!
Edd , Eddy : Stay out of it, Ed!
Ed : The evil dark side has consumed them both! Trouble! Bad! Pain!
Ed : I've had enough!
[He kicks Eddy off]
Ed : I'm returning home.
Ed : [pleading] But we can't go home, Double D!
Edd : I'd rather face my consequences, Ed, than wander aimlessly with a so-called friend!
[as Edd storms off, Eddy's eyes fill with tears]
Ed : SAY IT AIN'T SO! WE THREE ARE NO MORE, EDDY! LIKE HOP, SKIP BUT NO JUMP! LIKE UP, UP, BUT NO AWAY! LIKE BLAH, BLAH, WITHOUT THE OTHER BLAH!
Eddy : [to Edd furiously] FINE! GO HOME! I DON'T BLAME YA! CAUSE EVERYTHING WAS MY FAULT!
[He bursts into tears. Edd stops in his tracks]
Eddy : YEAH, YOU HEARD ME! A FOUL-UP WANNABE LOSER!
[He continues sobbing. Edd, surprised by Eddy's words, turns around and walks back over to him]
Edd : Eddy?
Eddy : [still loudly sobbing] What?
Edd : [starting to smile] Your shirt, Eddy?
Eddy : [confused] My shirt?
Edd : [pointing to Eddy's tear-soaked shirt] Are those salt deposits from your lamentation?
[Eddy looks down, and Edd thwacks his nose]
Edd : Gotcha!
[after a moment of realization, Eddy smiles back at him]
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Jonny : [arriving at the amusement park] The time of reckoning is now, rapscallions!
[races toward the Eds]
Jonny : It's Melon Time!
Eddy : Where'd he come from? Jonny! No! Wait!
[Jonny grabs all the Eds, throws them onto the ground, then stomps on them]
Jonny : [grins proudly] No thanks are necessary, citizens.
[beat]
Sarah : You idiot! Leave our friends alone!
[she attacks him]
Kevin : [joins in the attack] Back off, melon dweeb!
Rolf : [leaps into the fray] Leave some produce for Rolf!
