- Gretchen Schwartz: I don't even know what to say to you. I don't even know where to begin. I feel so sorry for you, Walt.
- Walter White: FUCK YOU!
- Jesse Pinkman: You got something for me?
- Skinny Pete: Yeah, I found 'em.
- Jesse Pinkman: Is this a five or an S?
- Skinny Pete: Five, yo. No wait... S. No, no... yeah, five.
- Jesse Pinkman: Yeah? Jesus, how the hell do you spell "street" wrong? S-T-R-E-A-T?
- Skinny Pete: Hey, man, I'm slingin' mad volume and fat stackin' benjis, you know what I'm sayin'? I can't be all about, like, spelling and shit.
- Jesse Pinkman: Okay. So they got names?
- Skinny Pete: Hers is like, I dunno, she's just this woman is all. Him, they call Spooge.
- Jesse Pinkman: Spooge? Not Mad Dog? Not Diesel? So lemme get this straight, you got jacked by a guy named Spooge?
- Gretchen Schwartz: Let me just get this straight - Elliot and I offered to pay for your treatment, no strings attached. An offer which still stands, by the way. And you turn us down, out of pride, or whatever. And then you tell your wife that in fact we are paying for your treatment, and against our knowledge and against our will you involve us in your lie. And you sit there and you tell me that it is none of my business?
- Walter White: Yeah, that's pretty much the size of it.
- Gretchen Schwartz: What happened to you? Really, what happened? Because this isn't you.
- Walter White: [resentfully] And what would you know about me, Gretchen? What would your presumption about me be exactly? That I should go begging for your charity? And you waving your chequebook around like some magic wand is going to make me forget how YOU and ELLIOT cut me loose!
- Gretchen Schwartz: What? That can't be how you see it!
- Walter White: It's my hard work, my research. And you and Elliot make millions off it!
- Gretchen Schwartz: That cannot be how you see it.
- Walter White: [sarcastically] That's beautifully done.
- Gretchen Schwartz: You left...
- Walter White: You are always the picture of innocence.
- Gretchen Schwartz: You left me.
- Walter White: The picture of innocence, sweetness and light.
- Gretchen Schwartz: You left me! On the fourth of July weekend, you left me, you and my father and my brothers. I go up to your room and you're packing your bags, barely talking. Wha - what did I dream all that?
- Walter White: That's your excuse? To build your little empire on *my* work?
- Gretchen Schwartz: How can you you say that? You walked away, you abandoned us, me and Elliot!
- Walter White: Little rich girl just adding to your millions!
- Gretchen Schwartz: [completely stunned] I don't even know what to say to you. I-I don't even know where to begin. I feel so sorry for you, Walt.
- Walter White: [extremely nasty] FUCK.YOU.
- Jesse Pinkman: Yo, don't you wanna watch something other than this, like I don't know, Mister Rogers?
- Walter White: You know who might've done it?
- Walter White, Jr.: I have no idea.
- Walter White: Here's what I think: You ID them, and then together, you and I put a bag over their heads, we tie 'em up, drag them way out into the desert, strip 'em naked, bury them way up into their necks in a huge mound of fire ants. Saw it in an old western.
- Spooge: Skank, skank, skank-ass skank! Skank-ass skank! skank-ass skank! You listening to me, skank? You are a skank-ass skank! Skank, skank, skank, skank, skank, skank!
- Spooge's Woman: I ain't no skank!
- [Spooge's woman tips the stolen ATM on Spooge's head, killing him instantly]
- Jesse Pinkman: What the hell kind of mother are you?
- Spooge's Woman: Huh?
- Jesse Pinkman: How 'bout you feed the kid a decent meal every now and then, huh? Give him a bath. Put some baby powder on him. Get him some decent TV to watch; I mean, what is that shit? Are you serious?
- Spooge's Woman: You give me one hit, and I'll be any kind of mother that you want.
- Walter White: Carbon is at the centre of it all. There is no life without carbon. Nowhere that we know of in the universe. Everything that lives, lived, will live, carbon. Carmen is carbon. Sorry. Assistant Principal Carmen... I like to think that the diamond and the woman who wears it on her finger are both formed from the same stuff. Or, say, the diamond and the man who invented it. That got your attention, right? The man who invented the diamond. All right. H. Tracy Hall. Write this name down. Dr. Hall invented the first reproducible process for making synthetic diamonds. I mean, this is way back in the '50s. Now, today, synthetic diamonds are used in oil drilling electronics, multi-billion-dollar industries. At the time, Dr. Hall worked for General Electric. And he made them a fortune. I mean, incalculable. You wanna know how GE rewarded Dr. Hall? A $10 U.S. Savings Bond. Anyway... . A savings bond printed on carbon-based paper paid to a carbon-based man for something he made out of carbon.