Pee-wee's Playhouse (TV Series)

Love That Story (1989)

Paul Reubens: Pee-wee Herman

Quotes 

• [last lines] 

  Pee-wee : [telling his favorite story]  Once upon a time, there was a boy named Pee-wee, who had a Playhouse filled with lots of friends and cool stuff. They had so much fun together that they completely lost track of the time, and, uh, they all lived happily ever after. The... END!

  [everyone screams] 

• Pee-wee : Welcome to the P.W. Herman Library, where Armado is come on in and check it out. In observance of standard library operation, please refrain from any unnecessary conversation. Or if you must carry on business with the librarian, do it in a hushed tone of voice.

  Globey : Does that mean we can't talk?

  Pee-wee : Duh!

  [softly] 

  Pee-wee : I mean, duh.

• Ricardo : Ballet can help you gain more agility and muscle control. But that's not all. Ballet can tell some of the most wonderful stories without using any words.

  Miss Yvonne : So what's your story, Ricardo?

  Ricardo : The most famous of all ballets - La Cascanueces. O en Inglés, The Nutcracker.

  Pee-wee : The Nutcracker? I love that story!

• Miss Yvonne : [while playing *library*]  Excuse me.

  Pee-wee : Please lower your voice.

  Miss Yvonne : [in a deeper voice]  Excuse me.

  [in her normal voice] 

  Miss Yvonne : I'd like to check this out.

  [shows her book] 

  Pee-wee : May I see your card, please?

  [Miss Yvonne gives Pee-wee her library card] 

  Pee-wee : I'm sorry, Miss... uh...

  Miss Yvonne : Tralala.

  Pee-wee : Miss Tralala, but our records indicate that you have a book out that is overdue. I can't let you check any other books out until you return the overdue book and pay the late charges. That's was... uh, Part-Time Dog, Part 1. Where is the book?

  Miss Yvonne : My dog ran away with it.