The Venture Bros. (TV Series)

Home Is Where the Hate Is (2008)

Christopher McCulloch: Hank Venture, The Monarch, Sgt. Hatred, Henchman 24, Tim-Tom Moppet, Additional Voices

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• Sgt. Hatred : [Exiting the Venture Compound]  Well, I'm sure going looking forward to being your arch, oh, which reminds me...

  [pulls out a handgun in a playful manner and fires a shot at Dr. Venture. Venture falls to the ground, groaning in pain] 

  Brock Samson : HEY!

  Sgt. Hatred : [Holding up his hands, chuckling, handing the gun to Brock]  Whoh, whoh, easy there. It's only rubber; just keeping ya' on your toes. I uh...

  [Venture bleeding from the hip, still groaning] 

  Sgt. Hatred : Gee, uh, they usually don't break the skin like that. He's a real softie, isn't he.

  [to his radio] 

  Sgt. Hatred : Hatred to Malice Troop... gotta '86 the non-lethal. Yeah, were goin' full blown Nerf here.

• The Monarch : [emoting clues to Venture during a guessing game]  You're a brainless nobody who lives entirely off your father's fame and fortune!

  Dr. Venture : Uh... George Bush?

  The Monarch : [More upset]  Hardly! I've never, NEVER hated anyone more than you!

  Dr. Venture : Um... let's see... Hit... Did Hitler have a son?

  The Monarch : [Even more upset]  No! You should just admit that your a failure and drink poison!

  Dr. Venture : Um... Socrates' son?

• Dr. Mrs. The Monarch : [Smoke coming from The Monarch's room]  What are you doing?

  The Monarch : I'm Farrah Fawcett attempting to make a comeback. What do you think I'm doing? I'm not using the same bed that you pleasured Phantom Limb in. So, I'm burning it along with this... what is this... little league trophies? Self-help books?

  Dr. Mrs. The Monarch : Well then sell'em. Do you really have to burn all of it, that's insane!

  The Monarch : You know what's insane? You dated a man who read a book entitled, "The Secret". You know what that "secret" is? Your ex-boyfriend is a loser.

  [Mocking] 

  The Monarch : Oh, but don't tell anybody... secret.

• Henchman 21 : OK, 24's out sick, so you guys can sleep in here. Welp, goodnight!

  Hank Venture : Wait! Dude, it's like 8 at night.

  Henchman 21 : [fakes a yawn]  Yeah, I am bushed!

  Hank Venture : Oh, don't even try that.

  Henchman 21 : Look, no offense, but I am in no mood to play babysitter to the Ritalin twins tonight. OK? My life sucks quite enough already, thank you. I have big-boy problems.

  Dean Venture : Girls?

  Henchman 21 : I wish!

  Hank Venture : Hemorrhoids?