This Is the End (2013)

Michael Cera: Michael Cera

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Quotes 

• Michael Cera : Hey, does this coke smell funny?

  [blows cocaine into Christopher's face] 

  Christopher Mintz-Plasse : Oh, fuck, Michael. I've never done cocaine.

  Michael Cera : Well, you did the best shit possible for your first time.

• [from trailer] 

  Michael Cera : [after a broken light post pierces through his chest]  Is it bad?

• Michael Cera : [after everyone at James Franco's party runs outside and sees that the Hollywood Hills are engulfed in flames]  Wait, wait, wait! Everybody listen up! Listen up! Who took my fucking cell phone man? Martin empty your pockets!

  Martin Starr : What?

  Michael Cera : I saw you in the bathroom, man! Somebody dial my phone! Shut the fuck up! Unbelievable! It's unacceptable after all the coke I've wasted on you people!

  Seth Rogen : No one took your fucking cell phone...

  Michael Cera : [the ground begins to crack under Michael's feet]  Three! Two! One! Zero!

  Seth Rogen : [a light pole begins to fall towards Michael]  Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Michael! Michael! Michael!

  [the light pole crashes through Michael's chest] 

• Michael Cera : Is it bad?

• Jay Baruchel : There were people and they were there and they got... sucked up into the sky.

  James Franco : Sucked up into the sky. Nobody got sucked up in here.

  Michael Cera : I got sucked off here.