This Is the End (2013)

Channing Tatum: Channing Tatum

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• [an armored RV crashes into James Franco's Toyota Prius, slightly injuring Franco, Seth Rogen, and Jay Baruchel. A bunch of cannibals from the RV pulls all three of them out from the totaled car and starts to attack them] 

  Santa Cannibal : [yells]  Yo, cut his fuckin' head off!

  [chainsaw revs up; James, Seth, and Jay screams] 

  Danny McBride : [on loudspeaker]  STOP!

  [Danny McBride, leader of the cannibals, steps out of his RV with a marijuana joint in one hand and a dog's leash in the other] 

  Jay Baruchel : Danny?

  Danny McBride : [shocked]  What the fuck? You guys are still alive?

  Seth Rogen : Yeah!

  Danny McBride : Holy shit, I didn't expect that.

  [tugging on the leash, a gimp, who reveals to be Channing Tatum, jumps out from the RV] 

  Danny McBride : Get...

  [Danny pulls Channing over to him] 

  Jay Baruchel : Oh, Jesus.

  Danny McBride : Shit, I can't believe you guys are here. That's fucking crazy, and your timing couldn't be more perfect. It's been a long time since any of us have eaten, and you three gentlemen look delicious.

  Jay Baruchel : [confused]  What does that have to do with us?

  James Franco : What the fuck are you talking about?

  Danny McBride : [chuckles]  I'm a cannibal, hombre. We're gonna fuckin' eat your ass.

  Seth Rogen : Fuck you, you can't eat us. Fuck that, man!

  Danny McBride : I do whatever the fuck I want, whenever I want. I butt-fucked this dude.

  [Channing drops down doggy-style] 

  Danny McBride : See that? I fuckin' slide right in that shit. I do whatever I want. This is my gimp. Channing, introduce yourself.

  Channing Tatum : [takes his mask off]  Hey, what's up, guys? Y'all cool?

  James Franco : That's Channing Tatum.

  Seth Rogen : That's Channing Tatum, dude. What the fuck?

  Danny McBride : Channing fucking Tatum. I found him wandering on the freeway. I collected him, made him my bitch

  [Channing rubs Danny's crotch, but Danny shoves his hand away] 

  Danny McBride : Get off my dick. I call him Channing "Tate-yum".

  James Franco : Hardcore, man.

• Channing Tatum : I love him.

  Danny McBride : Fuckin' GI Joe, dude. Fuckin' loves me.