RED (2010)
Helen Mirren: Victoria
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Quotes
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Victoria : You know, I was in love with an agent once.
Sarah Ross : What happened?
Victoria : Well, I was with MI6. And the relationship wasn't... sanctioned. So when it came to light, my loyalty was questioned. And I was ordered to kill him. It was a test.
Sarah Ross : What did you do?
Victoria : I put three bullets in his chest.
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Marvin Boggs : I remember the Secret Service being tougher.
Victoria : Me, too.
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Joe Matheson : Sarah, this is Victoria. Best wet work asset in the business. And a true artist with an RPN.
Sarah Ross : What? What's that?
Victoria : I kill people, dear.
[smiles, then shrugs]
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Sarah Ross : [while Victoria is providing cover with a sniper rifle] Frank said you wanted me with you.
Victoria : Yes, I thought it might be nice to have a bit of girl time together. You know, get to know each other. And I-I just wanted to tell you that in all the years I've known Francis... I've never seen him like this.
[Sarah smiles]
Victoria : So if you break his heart, I will kill you. And bury your body in the woods.
Sarah Ross : Wow... Okay.
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Victoria : Oh, Francis, you're such a romantic.
Frank Moses : What?
Victoria : A romantic. It's why I've always been so fond of you.
Frank Moses : Victoria...
Victoria : You're all hard on the outside, but you are... you are gooey on the inside... gooey.
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Frank Moses : How'd you do it?
Victoria : What?
Frank Moses : How'd you make the transition? Here you seem so calm. At ease.
Victoria : I love it. I love it here. I love the baking. I love the flower arranging. I like... I like the routine.
[Frank gives her a look]
Victoria : Well, I... I do get a bit restless sometimes.
Frank Moses : Mm-hmm.
Victoria : I take the odd contract on the side. I-I just can't stop.
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Ivan Simanov : [to Moses - riding in the car after everything is over] You still owe me a small favor.
Victoria : [getting pissed off at Ivan] Oh, Ivan!
[turns to the others]
Victoria : His timing is terrible.
Ivan Simanov : Just a tiny little nuclear problem in Moldova.
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Victoria : Tell Marvin to stand down before he gets hurt.
[steps away from the window, revealing Marvin's head and a sniper rifle peering in from a bush outside]
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Ivan Simanov : Your radiance tonight renders me almost speechless.
Victoria : [deadpan] Almost.
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Victoria : Dunning is the CEO of Browning-Orvis.
Marvin Boggs : Gangsters.
Frank Moses : Defense contractor. Very connected.
Joe Matheson : You know, if the CIA is protecting him, he's under surveillance.
Frank Moses : We could go see him.
Victoria : You're not going without me.
Joe Matheson : Well, we're getting the band back together. That's nice.
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Victoria : [Ivan picks up the shot and bleeding Victoria and carries her away] I love you.
Ivan Simanov : I know.
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Victoria : Ivan?
Ivan Simanov : Zaychik moy.
Victoria : It's nice to see you again, Ivan.
Frank Moses : Did he just call you "bunny"?
Victoria : Life sometimes is complicated.
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Joe Matheson : Oh, Vicky. Sexy as ever.
Victoria : Oh.
[kiss]
Victoria : Oh, you old snake charmer, you.
