- Hector Moreda: We laugh alike.
- Jack Donaghy: We think alike.
- Hector Moreda: At times we even drink alike.
- Hector Moreda, Jack Donaghy: You could lose your mind.
- [they clink glasses]
- Jack Donaghy: Oh Lemon, this is Elisa.
- Liz Lemon: What? Come on, you're a nurse?
- [shakes hands]
- Elisa: Yes, some of us are hot.
- Jack Donaghy: Look, you should know I'm doing this for a woman.
- [shows him a picture on his cellphone]
- Jack Donaghy: This woman.
- Hector Moreda: [takes cellphone] Wow... I am super gay and I would totally switch for her.