30 Rock (TV Series)

St. Valentine's Day (2009)

Salma Hayek: Elisa Padriera

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Quotes 

• Elisa : Maybe this is God telling me we do not belong together. Maybe this is a sign.

  Jack Donaghy : [his phone chimes]  Look - my driver just pulled up. *That's* a sign. God wants us to leave here, get a good meal, and go to town on each other.

  Elisa : [she slaps him]  How dare you say something like that so close to the statue of Santa Lucia, the patron saint of judgmental statues!

• Elisa : You know what your problem is, Jack? You intellectualize everything with your big head!

  Jack Donaghy : Well, you have big boobs!

  Elisa : Which you'll never touch again!

  Jack Donaghy : [sotto voce]  This conversation has taken an unfortunate turn.

• Elisa : You blew it, Jack. And now you will never see the crazy underwears I have on!

  [walks away] 

  Elisa : [to the statue of Santa Lucia]  What kind of God would let that happen?