30 Rock (TV Series)

St. Valentine's Day (2009)

Tracy Morgan: Tracy Jordan

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Quotes 

• Kenneth Parcell : [Kenneth is about to kiss a blind woman]  Wait, this isn't right.

  Jennifer Rogers : Kenneth? Why do you suddenly sound white?

  Kenneth Parcell : I lied to you, Jennifer. I was too scared to talk to you, so my sophisticated friend Tracy said the things that I couldn't. I'm very, very sorry.

  Jennifer Rogers : Well, if you could have talked to me, what would you have said?

  Kenneth Parcell : That you're the sweetest, prettiest, blindest girl I've ever met. And when I'm with you, my heart jumps, like a frog on a July asphalt right before it dies.

  Jennifer Rogers : You're so beautiful on the inside, Kenneth Parcell. Can I feel your face?

  [She excitedly touches Kenneth's face, but quickly loses interest. She feigns looking at a watch] 

  Jennifer Rogers : Oh, look at the time! I forgot I have a... a thing.

  Tracy Jordan : [She wanders off]  That is cold, blind lady! Oh, and by the way, you're not so attractive yourself.

  Jennifer Rogers : No, I'm... I'm pretty sure I'm hot.

  Tracy Jordan : Yes you are.

  [to Kenneth] 

  Tracy Jordan : I tried.