30 Rock (TV Series)

Larry King (2009)

Tracy Morgan: Tracy Jordan

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• Larry King : Have you been to Asia?

  Tracy Jordan : My work has taken me there. I was supposed to be in "Rush Hour," but two weeks into shooting, I was replaced by Jackie Chan.

• Pete Hornberger : Come on, Tracy, just tell us where the money is. Where's the safest place in 30 Rock?

  Tracy Jordan : I already told you. It's dry and warm. Its top is hard but its bottom is soft. And although the location changes it's always in the same place.

  Pete Hornberger : There's nothing like that in 30 Rock! Nothing!

  Tracy Jordan : I never said it was a thing.

  Kenneth Parcell : It's me. I am the safest place in 30 Rock!

• Meredith Vieira : [on The Today Show"]  Now that the U.S. markets have opened unaffected by the Asian meltdown, many people are blaming the panic in New York last night on one man, Tracy Jordan. He is here with me now. A lot of people are calling you a fear monger, and I am quoting here, "an idiot." What do you have to say for yourself?

  Tracy Jordan : Watch "TGS" Fridays at 10:30 on NBC! Word!

• Pete Hornberger : Can you please try to remember to talk about TGS tonight?

  Liz Lemon : You only have to plug it once. TGS, Fridays at 10:30 on NBC.

  Tracy Jordan : You got it. NGS, Fridays at C30 on TB10.