"30 Rock" The Ones (TV Episode 2009) Poster

(TV Series)

(2009)

Alec Baldwin: Jack Donaghy

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Quotes 

  • Liz Lemon : [singing]  Workin' on my night cheese!

    Liz Lemon : [Her door knocks and Liz answers it]  Jack? Do you know what time it is? I was sound asleep.

    Jack : I heard you singing "night cheese".

  • Tracy Jordan : This is something I've never told anyone. This is my terrible secret. In the 20 years that I've known her I've never cheated on my wife. There. I said it. Don't look at me.

    Jack Donaghy : Wait a minute. That can't be the truth.

    Tracy Jordan : The partying is just for show. And because I'm a high-functioning alcoholic. All the phone numbers you see me hand out, they're not even mine.

    Brian Williams : [cut to Brian Williams sitting in his living room and answering the phone]  No, this isn't Tracy Jordan.

    [pauses] 

    Brian Williams : Really? I've not heard of that term before. Do you know how to get to Connecticut?

  • Jack Donaghy : Being in a relationship means overlooking certain flaws. I mean, somewhere right now a guy is on a J-Date with Monica Lewinsky. Nobody's perfect.

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