30 Rock (TV Series)

Señor Macho Solo (2009)

Alec Baldwin: Jack Donaghy

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• Angie Jordan : So let me get this straight. If I sign this and Tracy decides to run away with that chunky chick from "Hairspray"...

  Jack Donaghy : Or any female of equivalent thickness.

  Angie Jordan : ...then I get $8,500?

  Jack Donaghy : That's correct.

• Jack Donaghy : The U.N.? They still have that? I could've sworn they turned it into a Barnes and Noble.

  Stewart : Like you guys in corporate America are doing any better? Have you learned how to say "do you want fries with that" in Chinese?

  Jack Donaghy : [shakes hand]  Jack Donaghy, Senior V.P. for television and microwave oven programming.

  Stewart : Stewart LaGrange, U. N. High Commissioner on Water Temperature and Food Taint.

• Jenna Maroney : Howdy, Jack! It's me, Janis Joplin! And I want to audition for my Sheinhardt-Universal biopic so bad that I came here dressed as me. Actually I am me. So well, I dressed normal. But my friend, Jenna Maroney, she should be my understudy. I mean, she should audition for me. But I'm me now actually.

  Jack Donaghy : Ongoing train wreck aside, I love this idea. It's great synergy. By putting a TV actress into the movie world, we can promote both. It's like we're including a Heroes DVD with every missile guidance system we sell. I'll call the studio.

  Jenna Maroney : I'm so glad that I time-traveled here from 1969. What is that iron bird?

  Jack Donaghy : They had airplanes in the '60s, Jenna.

• Jack Donaghy : It's 7:00. Why don't I hear my mother yelling "Go home!" to the Asian contestant on "Jeopardy"?