Bones (TV Series)
The Skull in the Sculpture (2008)
David Boreanaz: Seeley Booth
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Quotes
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Special Agent Seeley Booth : What's going on?
Dr. Jack Hodgins : Sweets is firing Daisy for us.
Dr. Camille Saroyan : We're wondering what his method will be.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : He'll explain to her logically that this environment is not conducive for either her or us and, as a scientist, she'll realize that he's right.
Special Agent Seeley Booth : No, Sweets is a lot sneakier than that. He'll use some kind of psychological Jedi mind trick to make her think it was her idea to quit.
Dr. Lance Sweets : I've got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like first?
Daisy Wick : The bad first.
Dr. Lance Sweets : You're toast here. Nobody wants to work with you.
Daisy Wick : Why?
Dr. Lance Sweets : You know why, Daisy. There are some things that you have to work on when it comes to interpersonal relations.
Daisy Wick : Does anybody like me?
Dr. Lance Sweets : No, I'm afraid not.
Daisy Wick : What's the good news?
Dr. Lance Sweets : There's absolutely no reason for us to be discreet about our relationship anymore.
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Angela Montenegro : Yes. Roxy is gay. At least she was when we were together.
Special Agent Seeley Booth : In school?
Angela Montenegro : Yes.
Special Agent Seeley Booth : Oh, you heard rumors.
Angela Montenegro : No, I have firsthand knowledge.
Special Agent Seeley Booth : Oh, you walked in on her. That's awkward.
Angela Montenegro : No. We were together. For over a year.
Special Agent Seeley Booth : Wow! You and, uh, Roxy?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : You have a problem with that?
Special Agent Seeley Booth : No. I was just processing the information there. That's all. And, in doing so, I was... envisioning you and her, you know, together and, uh... Well not both together... but... Really?
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Dr. Camille Saroyan : [after Dr. Sweets tells Daisy that she is fired, they decide to come out with their relationship and begin making out on the forensic platform] That's a method of termination I've never tried. But bravo, Dr. Sweets.
Special Agent Seeley Booth : Whoa. They'll never work. They're like complete opposites.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : I agree. For all her faults she's a woman of science. Sweets bases his life on the vagaries of psychology and emotion. You know, there's no common ground.
Special Agent Seeley Booth : Right.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : You need common ground. What else is there?
Special Agent Seeley Booth : Absolutely.
[Then Bones and Booth look intently towards each other]
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Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : If you're relying on superstition for safety perhaps I should carry the gun.
Special Agent Seeley Booth : No. You are definitely *not* carrying the gun!
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Caroline Julian : Okay, I got the injunction removed. You are free to crack open the car and remove the remains.
Special Agent Seeley Booth : Thanks, Caroline. You are da bomb.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : Why is *she* the bomb?
Special Agent Seeley Booth : No. *Da* bomb.
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Special Agent Seeley Booth : [as Booth is picking a lock] Look, if anybody asks, the door was open.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : No, it isn't.
[Booth turns and looks at her]
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : Ahh right.
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Angela Montenegro : So you brought me along. What can I do to help you?
Special Agent Seeley Booth : I want you to be an artist, okay? And uh, keep me from looking like an idiot.
Angela Montenegro : Not positive I can do both.
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Special Agent Seeley Booth : [to Bones about Anton Deluca] All right, someone I understand less than you.
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Anton Deluca : [as Booth is handcuffing Anton] When this case falls apart, I get out tomorrow, want to grab some dinner or something?
Angela Montenegro : You're kidding.
Anton Deluca : Well, I hear the gate swings both ways. Maybe we get some threesome action. You, me, Hottie Roxie.
Special Agent Seeley Booth : Hey!
[Booth slams Anton's head against the table]
Special Agent Seeley Booth : Okay, all right, if you're gonna hit on Angela, you should do it with a little respect. Okay? Let's go.
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Special Agent Seeley Booth : How long have you and Thorne hated each other?
Anton Deluca : You can write down since before the Big Bang.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : Oh, no, there was no before before the Big Bang. Because time didn't exist. If there are no organizing properties...
Special Agent Seeley Booth : Bones, I'm just gonna write down it's been awhile.
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Roxie Lyon : [Being questioned by Booth while Sweets is observing through the two way mirror] I was Geoffrey Thorne's assistant for almost four years.
Dr. Lance Sweets : Okay, I suggest you start with the mundane, and then work yourself up to the sexual stuff.
Special Agent Seeley Booth : So, did you have a sexual relationship with your boss?
Dr. Lance Sweets : Okay. That's the total opposite of my suggestion.
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Special Agent Seeley Booth : Whoa. You wanna explain this to me?
Roxie Lyon : Uh. Recently, Geoffrey's been talking about finding a way to make himself a part of the art.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : Do you mean literally?
Helen Bridenbecker : [Reverently] The ultimate artistic act.
Roxie Lyon : Geoffrey was depressed, and he said he felt like he'd reached his limit as an artist.
Special Agent Seeley Booth : We'd like to show you a picture of the remains only if you're up for it.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : [Pointing to a photo] I suggest you don't look at the person, but rather this distinct ring.
Helen Bridenbecker : That's Geoffrey.
Roxie Lyon : I know that ring. I designed it myself. It's Geoffrey.
Helen Bridenbecker : [Softly] Bravo, Geoffrey.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : You are an extremely unlikable woman.