- Chet Newcomb: It was an accident?
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: No, he was
- [trying to speaking quietly to Booth]
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: What's the sensitive way to say murdered?
- Chet Newcomb: Murdered?
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Sorry, but when you're ready, we'd like to ask you a few questions about your brother's...
- Chet Newcomb: Murder.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: We're sorry for your loss.
- Vincent Nigel-Murray: Forgive me, doctors. But is the skin moving?
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: Ooo. God that's strange.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Insect activity?
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: I've never seen insects like that... except in Alien.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: [after Booth gets a lap dance] Did he get in a fight with one of the bouncers?
- Strawberry Lust: No. With another car salesman. You know that Indian guy, Buddy.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: From Criterion.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: He lied to you.
- [Bones starts to rise up]
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: You should go talk to Buddy.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Yes. I-I should.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: The tell Ms. Lust to get up.
- Strawberry Lust: I think that might be a little embarrassing right now, huh, baby?
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: That's my gun.
- [to Bones]
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Give us a moment.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Okay.
- [Bones sits back down]
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Outside.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: What's outside?
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Outside, please?
- [Nervous chuckle]
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Did we get our $60 worth yet?
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Hey. Got something. I found some particulates on our victim's clothing.
- [Spouts some scientific jargon]
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Also knows as lust dust.
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: Lust dust?
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: On his pants. His, uh... lap?
- [No reaction from Cam or Mr. Nigel-Murray]
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Strawberry body glitter.
- [Still no reaction]
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Such as might be utilized by a lap dancer?
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: Well. That's something I can tell Booth.
- [She rushes away]
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: [Satisfied] Makes me King of the Lab.
- Vincent Nigel-Murray: A large percentage of the monarchy are actually mentally handicapped due to inbreeding.
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: [after a pause] Can't ruin it for me.
- [He turns and raises his arms, hands showing peace signs]
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: King of the Lab!
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I want to do that.
- Dr. Lance Sweets: Do what?
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Connect to people like Booth does. You can teach me.
- Dr. Lance Sweets: Oh I don't know.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: In the spirit of scientific equity, I'd like to see if what you say about psychology is true.
- Dr. Lance Sweets: Did you just dare me, Dr. Brennan?
- Angela Montenegro: Because what Booth has can't be learned from baby-boy shrink. Booth's brilliant at pretending to be stupider than he actually is, most of the time.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Brilliant at stupidity?
- Angela Montenegro: Especially around you. Okay here's what Newcomb's skeleton looke like 12 hours ago.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Why would Booth do that?
- Angela Montenegro: Well, he knows you like to be the smart one. So he let's you have that.
- Vincent Nigel-Murray: The fire appears not to have damaged the remains.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: How did it start?
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: [after Hodgins and Nigel-Murray point to the remains] Oh, I see. So, we're going with the old blame the corpse defense.
- Vincent Nigel-Murray: I just... I... turned on the C ring magnifier. And then there was a little... pop. And then...
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Woosh.
- [Nodding emphatically as if that explains everything]
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Pop. Woosh.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: [Refering to the Audi] Driving a machine like this is like making love, you have to go gently.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I go for more passionate and uninhibited than for gentle.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Bones, gently.
- Hal Shirazi: Alex shoved Jungle Jim's monkey.
- Buddy Shirazi: There's your motive. That man has an unnatural attachment to his monkey.
- Hal Shirazi: Everyone knows, you don't touch the monkey.
- Buddy Shirazi: Everyone.
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: [as foam is coming out of the remains] What the hell is that?
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: I have no idea. Everyone away from that body!
- [Presses a button. Alarms go off]
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: We're in lock down!
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Running the bugs through the mass spec. Not getting any toxins. But they might not have fed on the remains yet. In other words, I need more *samples*.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: We all need more samples.
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: I know. I would just like us all to stay alive during the process.
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: So the killer thinks the body's going to dissolve instantly like it does in the movies then nothing happens. Except every alarm in the lab goes off time and again!
- [Cam takes a big drink of wine]
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Are you okay?
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: [Finishes swallowing her wine] Yes. It's just very good wine.
- Angela Montenegro: Maybe *I* can help... Why is it that nobody every says to me "Gee Angela, this looks impossible but maybe *you're* the person would could solve the problem."