Bones (TV Series)

The Con Man in the Meth Lab (2008)

Eugene Byrd: Dr. Clark Edison

Quotes 

• Dr. Camille Saroyan : Can I offer you a little insight into Booth's little brother?

  Dr. Clark Edison : Oh God, why am I always standing in precisely the wrong place?

  [Clark starts to leave] 

  Dr. Temperance Brennan : I didn't have sex with him, Cam.

  Angela Montenegro : [Angela enters]  Didn't have sex with who?

  Dr. Camille Saroyan : Jared Booth.

  Angela Montenegro : Good.

  Dr. Temperance Brennan : Good? Why good?

  Dr. Camille Saroyan : Because... because...

  Angela Montenegro : Because he's Booth's little brother. And it would just be a creepy way to have sex with a Booth without having sex with the *real* Booth.

  Dr. Camille Saroyan : Kudos Angela. I would not have had the guts to say that out loud.

• Dr. Jack Hodgins : You said you didn't want to work with us anymore.

  Dr. Clark Edison : No. I said my preferred work style tends towards the professional. See my tie? That's an indicator.

  Angela Montenegro : Mmhmm. So why'd you come back then?

  Dr. Clark Edison : Because this is the finest forensic facility in the world.

  Dr. Jack Hodgins : You want to fight MIGs you fly MIG alley, right?