- Special Agent Seeley Booth: [Seeing Bones wearing glasses] Right. What I want you to do is take off your glasses, shake out your hair and say "Mr. Booth, do you know what the penalty is for an overdue book?"
- Dr. Temperance Brennan: Why?
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Never mind.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: See, uh, we're partners. We like being together.
- Kate McNutt: Your sexual relationship's not relevant sir. This is first class.
- Dr. Temperance Brennan: [to Booth] Why does everyone else think we have a sexual realtionship? I mean, we barely even touch each other.
- Dr. Lance Sweets: And I'm here because?
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: You were on my speed dial.
- Dr. Lance Sweets: Okay.
- [Sweets leaves]
- Caroline Julian: You got this backwards, cherie. I am not an investigator.
- Dr. Temperance Brennan: Neither am I. And here I am taking apart another murder victim.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: You know what Sweets, you're the man of the hour! I owe you a beer and a rye chaser, my friend.
- Dr. Lance Sweets: Sounds like it would make me sick.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Caroline, I'm ready to make an arrest.
- Caroline Julian: You're more than sure right, cherie. You're *damn* sure.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Well it's circumstantial, but it's uh, compelling. So do you have a warrant to sign?
- Caroline Julian: Yes.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Well sign it so I can make the arrest.
- Arthur Bilbrey: Just a minute please.
- Caroline Julian: That's the lawyer, right? You can always tell a damn lawyer.
- Dr. Temperance Brennan: Whoever killed her has to have traces of blood on their slippers. That could cause the gun to smoke for Caroline.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: [to Theresa] You? Were you a spy or a smuggler?
- Kate McNutt: No. She's in love, Agent Booth. And her boyfriend works for this airline at the Shanghai airport.
- Captain Blake: That's against the rules!
- Theresa Ming: [Glaring at Captain Blake] So's having sex with passengers in the bathroom!
- Captain Blake: ...Okay. I think we're all under a lot of stress here.
- Dr. Temperance Brennan: [passengers applauding as the airplane lands and Booth arrests the murderer] Thank you, thank you.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Bones?
- Dr. Temperance Brennan: What?
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: The applause was for the plane landing.
- Dr. Temperance Brennan: Oh.
- Nadine Spring: [not realizing that Booth and Brennan already described the smell of the dead body as similar to roast pork] What is that delicious smell?
- Dr. Temperance Brennan: Roast Pork.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: [Into the mic] Attention everyone. I need to requisition some denture cream, baby powder and a butane lighter.
- Theresa Ming: [Quietly to Booth] Lighters are strictly forbidden on an aircraft.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: So's murder.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: I'm the one who dragged you out of pure science and... pulled you into murder-solving.
- Dr. Temperance Brennan: That's not how I remember it.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Really?
- Dr. Temperance Brennan: Yes. As I recall, I had to force you to take me into the field.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Really?
- Dr. Temperance Brennan: Yes. You didn't want to, remember? This is all my fault.