The Office (TV Series)
Baby Shower (2008)
Ed Helms: Andy Bernard
Quotes
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Andy Bernard : So, Jan, tell my intended about the miracle of childbirth.
[Angela rolls her eyes]
Jan Levinson : Well, actually, I uh, I had a tub birth. That was really, really quite amazing.
Angela Martin : You gave birth in a *tub*?
Jan Levinson : Yeah, it's... it's a really nice transition from womb to, to world, you know? Kinda like a big womb...
Kelly Kapoor : Umm, so you're in the tub with... everything?
Jan Levinson : Oh yeah, the afterbirth floats. Yeah.
[smiles]
Creed Bratton : Must be like the tide at Omaha Beach.
Jan Levinson : Oh no, it's actually really hygienic, Creed.
Creed Bratton : [shakes his head] Ugh...
Stanley Hudson : I'm done.
[walks out]
Oscar Martinez : Me too.
[follows Stanley]