- Announcer - Make Your Own Commercial Contest: [one of the entries in the Late Night Make Your Own Commercial Contest] Man, the sun's really beatin' down! Yup, it's gonna be a long, hot summer. I need my Conie Cone!
- [an image of Conan's head pasted on an ice cream cone is shown, and an animated tongue licks it]
- Announcer - Make Your Own Commercial Contest: Watch Conie! It's almost as much fun as ridin' a pig!
- [footage of a man riding a pig]
- Conan O'Brien: [after audience applause] Am I wrong? That felt like a death threat to me. That felt like, "Pay us a million dollars, or we're gonna cut off your head and put it on an ice cream cone."