How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Three Days of Snow (2009)
Jason Segel: Marshall Eriksen
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Quotes
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Lily Aldrin : [Lily calls Marshall while he is with clients] Hey, baby. It's lunchtime, and I love you.
Marshall Eriksen : I reciprocate in principle, although with the caveat that there seems to be a bit of a surplus here on my end.
Lily Aldrin : No, I love you more.
Marshall Eriksen : Do we need to get in a room together and bang this thing out?
[pause]
Marshall Eriksen : Those sound like agreeable terms, although I may need to adjust my briefs.
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Marshall Eriksen : I'm sorry, Robin. You're not a robot. I mean, if you are, you're like an incredibly advanced model and humanity doesn't stand a chance.
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Robin Scherbatsky : Okay, these little rituals, telling each other what you ate, they're childish. You're like children playing house.
Marshall Eriksen : You know why you don't like them? It's because you've never been in a relationship long enough to develop them.
Robin Scherbatsky : What?
Marshall Eriksen : You don't understand love. You're like a robot who asks someone who's crying "Why is your face leaking?"
Robin Scherbatsky : Okay, robot initiating parking-on-the-curb-until-jackass-apologizes sequence. Beeb-bob-boop-beep-booooop!
Marshall Eriksen : Okay, my robot was like a million times better.
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Robin Scherbatsky : I still say this is stupid. What happened to, "As we mature, the relationship matures with us?"
Marshall Eriksen : That's just something Lily read in Psychology Today. Alright, she read it in Cosmo. Alright, I read it in Cosmo. Alright, it was CosmoGirl!
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Lily Aldrin : [With a six pack of...] Aspen Yards Ale, get it?
Marshall Eriksen : Actually, no.
Lily Aldrin : Me, neither. I was hoping you would.