How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Sorry, Bro (2009)

Josh Radnor: Ted Mosby

Quotes 

• Ted Mosby : So, Karen in New York. Weird, right?

  Lily Aldrin : Ted, you can not get back together with Karen.

  Ted Mosby : I never said I was gonna get back together with her. But I was thinking, she's new in town, would it be the worst thing in the world if I gave her a call?

  Marshall Eriksen : No. No, Ted, it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world. It would be the fourth worst thing. Number one: a super volcano. Number two: an asteroid hits the Earth. Number three: All the Evel Knievel movies are lost. Number four: Ted calls Karen. Number five: Lily gets eaten by a shark.

  Lily Aldrin : I'm Lily, and I approve the order of that list.

• Ted Mosby : You are unbelievable! You don't have the guts to break up like a decent human being so instead you pull this crap!

  Karen : Okay, you're right. I'm great with books. I'm great with art. I'm great at identifying French wine to within a mile of where the grapes were grown. But I'm really bad at looking someone in the eye and telling him the truth about how I really feel.

  Ted Mosby : Well, we're both bad at that. But I think we both need to change. So why don't I go first: Karen, you're a really hurtful and reckless person and I never want to see you or speak to your again. Au revoir.

  Karen : Ted, wait. Actually, 'au revoir' means 'until we see each other again.' So, I'm assuming that you mean we will in fact see each other again?

  Ted Mosby : Sorry, bro.

• Ted Mosby : She wasn't that bad.

  Lily Aldrin : Of course not. That's because she turned you into one of her douche zombies.

  Marshall Eriksen : [zombie voice]  I want to eat your brains, but only if they're organic and grass-fed.

• Ted Mosby : We've all done things in college we regret. Marshall grew a soul patch, wore a rasta hat and asked that everyone call him J.B. Smooth.

  Marshall Eriksen : I do not regret that for a second.