Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
Damn You, Eggs Benedict (2008)
Conchata Ferrell: Berta
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Quotes
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Charlie Harper : [making breakfast] How do you like your eggs?
Berta : Sunny side up.
Charlie Harper : Scrambled it is.
Berta : [picks up a cookbook] "Cooking for Dummies"?
Charlie Harper : [to Jake, watching TV on the couch] No offense, Jake. I'm actually cookin' for everybody.
Berta : What brought this on?
Charlie Harper : I don't know. I... thought I'd expand my horizons a bit.
Berta : [smiles] Uh-huh.
Charlie Harper : What?
Berta : I'm just trying to figure out how scrambled eggs are gonna get you laid.
Charlie Harper : You and me both!
Charlie Harper , Berta : [both laugh]