Boston Legal (TV Series)

Happy Trails (2008)

Jay Thomas: Ian Hoberman

Quotes 

• Ian Hoberman : Nobody was talking to you.

  Alan Shore : You've done nothing but talk about me

  Guest Cowboy : Because you've done nothing but cause trouble.

  Alan Shore : You're an Extra you don't get to talk.

• Alan Shore : [Raising his hand]  I have a problem. These aren't even Cowboy songs. I paid a lot of money for the experience of a lifetime, too. I expected to hear Cowboy songs. How about "Surrey With The Fringe On The Top"? Or "Sweet Betsy From Pike"? "Michael, Row Your Boat Ashore" is a religious song with a nautical theme for the kids. Next we'll have Irene singing in tongues.

  Irene Hoberman : Excuse me?

  Ian Hoberman : I don't want my wife's name out of your dirty mouth.