April Winchell: Lydia Pearson, Grandma Lillian, Millicent the Militant, Additional Voices

Quotes 

• Lydia : [preparing a Thanksgiving dinner]  Are you sure they're going to want to eat all this food? I mean it is only September.

  Pepper Ann : Mom, haven't you seen the pictures of the first Thanksgiving? This is the authentic food of my people.

  Lydia : But Peppie, the American Indians who participated in the first Thanksgiving were Algonquins, not Navajos.

• Carol : Pepper Ann, your braided hair looks like it might be Lakoda, Navajo men and women traditionally wear their hair twisted into a chongo, a figure-8 shape...

  Pepper Ann : Yeah, I was going for a kind of Pocahontas thing, but it kind of turned into more of a Sporty Spice...

  Bob : Pepper Ann, I think you need to understan...

  Lydia : Who wants corn on the cob?

  Pepper Ann : Please excuse my paleface mother, she means maize.

  Lydia : Uh... sure has been hot lately. Hot... and... dry.

  Pepper Ann : Now you're talking! Who's up for a little rain dance?

  [dances around whooping] 

  Bob : Enough! Do you have any idea how offensive this is to our culture? I thought you invited us here to learn about being Navajo.

  Pepper Ann : Totally. I want to learn how to sneak up on people without them hearing, how to give gifts and then take them right back again. All that good stuff.

  Bob : Everyone, the car, NOW!