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Harold : You still haven't explained the gay thing.
Kumar : You're not gay, motherfucker!
Harold : At all.
Neil Patrick Harris : Yeah that's something us magicians like to call misdirection. Just a little something I picked up from my man, Clay Aiken.
Kumar : What? Clay Aiken's not gay?
Neil Patrick Harris : Are you kidding me? Clay's the biggest coos hound I know. That guy gets mad gash.
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Kenneth Park : This is a Sharp 52" Aquos Quattron TV with state-of-the-art 3D technology that makes Avatar look Avatar-ded.
Harold : I don't know. Hasn't the whole 3D thing jumped shark by now?
Kenneth Park : Mr. Lee, you don't understand. This is the best 3D you've ever seen. It's gonna be amazing!
[Kenneth gives two thumbs up to the audience]
Harold : Who are you looking at?
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Harold : I shot Santa in the face! He's real! And I shot him in the face!
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Harold : Koreans have killed his mother and now his tree. Christmas is ruined.
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Harold : [after Mr Perez furiously yells at Harold for ruining Christmas, and Harold finally snaps] I runined your... You ruined my Christmas man. You know what happened to me tonight? Uh, I inadvertly introduced a baby to cocaine, I was almost burned alive by Ukrainian gangsters, I was drugged by asshole teenagers, and I danced on stage in a Christmas extravaganza and I'm a terrible dancer, I almost had my dick ripped off. And then I shot Santa Claus in the fucking face. He's real, and I shot him in the face. Why? Because I wanted you to have a perfect fucking Christmas. And, here's a news flash. This is my house, Maria is my wife, and if you want to be in our family, you best show me some fucking respect. Was that too much?
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Harold : [after Mr Perez enrages at Harold for ruining Christmas] I runined your... You ruined my Christmas man. You know what I've been through tonight? Uh, I inadvertly introduced a baby to cocaine, I was almost burned alive by Ukrainian gangsters, I was drugged by asshole teenagers, then I danced on stage in a Christmas extravaganza and I'm a terrible dancer, I almost had my dick ripped off, and then I shot Santa Claus in the fucking face. He's real and I shot him in the face. Why? Because I wanted you to have a perfect fucking Christmas. And here's a news flash. This is my house, Maria is my wife, and if you wanna be in our family, you best show me some respect. Was that too much?
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Neil Patrick Harris : What can I do for you, my burglars of turd?
Kumar : How the heck are you still alive?
Neil Patrick Harris : What are you talking about?
Harold : We saw you get shot! Remember?
Neil Patrick Harris : You have to be more specific.
Kumar : In that whorehouse?
Harold : In Texas!
Kumar : You branded a prostitute!
Harold : Remember?
Neil Patrick Harris : Oh yeah!