- Fergus Boyd: [knocks and opens Prince William's University bedroom door] Am I disturbing?
- Prince William: [gladly picks up a glass of water] In so many ways.
- Fergus Boyd: [enters the room and closes the door behind him] I come with good news, then more good news and even better news. A little bit of bad news. What's first?
- Prince William: The good news.
- Fergus Boyd: Kate Middleton... and you notice I pause here for dramatic effect...
- Prince William: Go on.
- Fergus Boyd: ...is *single* again!
- Prince William: [adjusting his sitting position] That *is* good news.
- Fergus Boyd: The more good news, she's modelling in some university fashion show *this* evening... and I happen to know the people organizing it.
- [Fergus sits on one of the arms of a chair]
- Fergus Boyd: And the even *better* news is, I've been assured that the tone of the show is... risqué. As in racy. And outrageous!
- Prince William: [very pleased] Yeah, I know what risqué means.
- [at the fashion show, Kate walks over to table Prince William is standing by, having a drink]
- Kate Middleton: [referring to Williams's Protection Officer] Does he always stare at you like that?
- Prince William: [gladly] Only when he wants to kill me.
- [Kate giggles]
- Prince William: Which, for someone paid to keep me alive, is more often than you'd think.
- [Kate nods]
- Prince William: [complimenting] That was quite the outfit earlier.
- Kate Middleton: [interested] Did you like it?
- Prince William: *Like?*
- [pause]
- Prince William: [complimenting] You looked incredible.
- [Kate smiles]
- Kate Middleton: [gladly insisting] I just felt like doing something *drastic*. To know... one way or another...
- Prince William: [fascinated] What?
- Kate Middleton: [simply] If you were interested.
- [Protection Officer's phone rings and he answers it]
- Prince William: Really? If I was interested?
- Kate Middleton: [gladly] Yes.
- Prince William: [honest] Of *course* I'm interested. I thought you *weren't* interested. I thought I'd blown it that day in the library.
- Kate Middleton: [happily] And I'd started to worry we'd drifted into the dreaded friend zone.
- Prince William: [gladly] Oh no. I'd hate that.
- Kate Middleton: [pleased] So would I.
- Prince William: [honest] I've *always* been interested.
- Kate Middleton: [pleased] Really?
- Prince William: [gladly] Bordering on obsessed.
- [they both chuckle]
- Prince William: [honest and true] To the point where I thought if I couldn't be with *you*...
- [pause]
- Prince William: [honest and true] ... I'd sooner not be here at all.
- [Kate and William affectionately stare at each other and share their first kiss]