- Rachel: Does Wyatt have a will?
- Ruth Langmore: Kid ate spaghetti out of a can and used a screwdriver to start his car. What do you think?
- Rachel: You talk to a lawyer?
- Ruth Langmore: No. Last time I spoke to a lawyer, she water-boarded me. Not really my kind of people.
- Ruth Langmore: How many guys get with pet pythons have you dated?
- Rachel: If I said three, would you judge me?
- Ruth Langmore: Yes.
- Rachel: Two, then.