Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted (2012)

Martin Short: Stefano

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• Stefano : Maybe I am average intelligence after all.

  Alex : Some would even say slightly above.

  Stefano : No, I don't think so.

• Gia : Alex? You are from a zoo?

  [pause] 

  Alex : Yes. Yes. But wait, there's more.

  Gia : More?

  Alex : Or less. There's less.

  Vitaly : You were never circus?

  Gloria : We had to say we were circus.

  Melman : Or you'd never let us on the train.

  Gia : After all we have been through together, you want to go live in a zoo?

  Alex : Gia, I...

  Vitaly : You used us.

  Alex : No, no, no. I mean - I mean yes but,

  Gia : Trapeze americano, you make that up, too?

  Alex : It didn't exactly exist when I taught it to you.

  Gia : Jet packs and aquatic cobras! I should've known.

  Stefano : Balloons to the children of the world was not real, either?

  Alex : Yeah, that's not real. But look at what we did.

  Stefano : I was shot out of a cannon! I could've died!

  Marty : But I thought it was your lifelong dream.

  Stefano : For all I know, your name is not even Alice.

  Alex : No, Stefano, but it never really was.

  Stefano : I don't feel safe!

  Alex : Gia, I...

  Gia : We trusted you.

  Stefano : My tears are real! You are not!

• Stefano : Come in this way, Alice.

  Alex : By the way, it's Ix. Not iss. Alex. Like New York Knicks.

  Stefano : I know. New York Kniss. It's not hard.

• Alex : Stefano, you're a genius.

  Stefano : No, I'm a not. I'm only average intelligence. Some even say slightly below.

• Stefano : My tears are real! You are not!

• Skipper : Unleash the seal!

  Stefano : I am a sea lion.

  Skipper : Whatever.