Sacha Baron Cohen: Julien
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Quotes
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King Julien XIII : It is clear that I am just an emotional whoopee cushion for you to sit on. When you look for where I am, I won't be there!
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King Julien XIII : [in a train] Hey, this is not first class!
Maurice : Oh! Definitely coach.
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King Julien XIII : [to a female bear] Has anyone ever told you that you look like a supermodel, albeit a fat, hairy one, who smells?
[the Bear eats him... and pulls him out by his tail]
King Julien XIII : Whoa-ha-ha!
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King Julien XIII : Sonya! I miss you, baby! I miss your stinky kisses!
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King Julien XIII : [Waiting for the signal to turn off the casino master switch] Now?
Maurice : Not yet.
King Julien XIII : Okay?
Maurice : No!
[later]
Maurice : Now!
King Julien XIII : [Sticking pencils in his nose, ears and mouth] Uh, I'm a little busy right now.
Maurice : Just pull the switch!
King Julien XIII : Okay, fine.
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King Julien XIII : Me? Stay with the circus?
[Sonya starts hugging him]
King Julien XIII : I am the king! I want to rule New York! We should talk... Whoa!
[Sonya tries to make him stay by force, hurting him]
King Julien XIII : Stop it! No means no! Or in your language, "Raahh!"
[Sonya growls]
King Julien XIII : Not everything is solved that way, you know.
[Sonya walks to the blue ball]
King Julien XIII : Sonya? Are you listening to me? Now l'm getting the silent treatment, am l? Come over here, right now!
[walks over to Sonya]
King Julien XIII : Don't shut me out, baby! What is wrong with you? Speak!
[Sonya roars in his face]
King Julien XIII : K... if these are your feelings, l understand now.
[turns to leave]
King Julien XIII : And l'm going! lt's obvious l'm just an emotional whoopee cushion for you to sit on! When you look for where l am, l won't be there!
[starts crying as he leaves]
