Robin Hood (TV Series)

Do You Love Me? (2009)

Jonas Armstrong: Robin Hood

Quotes 

• Much : Prince John and his soldiers have made camp down there.

  Robin Hood : What? How many men has he got?

  Much : Thousands!

  Little John : No!

  Much : Hundreds!

  Kate : Much.

  Much : I didn't stop and actually count them! I can't actually count!

• Robin Hood : So. Will you go back to Nottingham?

  Isabella : To ruin my brother.

  Robin Hood : Right. Well, you know where I am if you need my help, eh?

  Isabella : You're Robin Hood. Shouldn't you be robbing me, not helping me?

  Robin Hood : Yeah, you're right, I am, give me your necklace.

  Isabella : You're robbing me?

  [Robin smiles and starts to take of the necklace] 

  Isabella : See, I like this necklace.

  Robin Hood : Are you going to help me?

  Isabella : Help you? This is not the way to go about it.

  Robin Hood : Give me your rings. Because you don't want Prince John to think we've cooperated, do you?

  Isabella : Anything else you might want?

  Robin Hood : Mmm-hmm. I want to undermine Prince John's claim to be the legitimate King of England, and humiliate his ambition. And I'm prepared to die to stop him.

  Isabella : You might be more effective alive.

  Robin Hood : Will you help me?

  Isabella : Yes.

  [pulls out bag of money] 

  Isabella : Give this to the people of Locksley to help them rebuild their church.

  Robin Hood : So you defy Prince John?

  Isabella : He begs my defiance.

  Robin Hood : So... is there anything else... that I might steal?

  Isabella : ...perhaps.

• Robin Hood : You're a Gisborne. You should be burning it down, not trying to save it, shouldn't you?

  Isabella : I judge people by what I find.

• Allan A Dale : [referencing Prince John and his men]  What are they doing in the forest?

  Robin Hood : Well, it's obvious, isn't it?

  Allan A Dale : Yeah, all right...

  Robin Hood : When they break camp, they use the north road to get to Nottingham.

  Little John : Why is he coming?

  Tuck : He's visiting all the nobles throughout England to grease their palms.

  Robin Hood : He's trying to buy their loyalty before King Richard returns, isn't he?

  Allan A Dale : What, he thinks it can be bought?

  Tuck : He knows it can. He's buying the nobles and their men to seize the throne, so that King Richard returns to King John's England.

  Robin Hood : Every noble he buys will bring us closer to a civil war, and a war between Prince John and King Richard... it'll tear this country apart.

  Little John : If he's going to buy them, he'll be carrying gold.

  Tuck : More then a little.

  Robin Hood : Well, we stop him stealing the crown by stealing his gold.

  Allan A Dale : [everyone laughs]  This is mad!

  Little John : Yes, it is. Utterly mad!

• Much : The King's evil!

  Much : Prince, Tuck. Prince is evil.

  Tuck : Oh, no no no no no no no. Price John is searching for a victim of scrofula.

  Robin Hood : So he repeat that same feat. Prove his divine right to the throne, yeah?

  Tuck : We can give him a victim - I can make a potion which brings out red blisters on the neck which looks exactly like scrofula!

  Robin Hood : So the nobles all assemble in the great hall. In comes Prince John with his victim. He touches him...

  Tuck : ...fails.

  Robin Hood : Then we humiliate him!

  Little John : Which distracts the nobles while we steal the gold.

  Much : That might work.

• Robin Hood : [to angry gang]  She said she can help us.

  Isabella : Look, I can get you into the castle.

  Tuck : You want us to trust her with our lives?

  Little John : Gisborne's sister?

  Robin Hood : Yes. I trust her with mine.

  Allan A Dale : All right, so she gets us in the castle. Then what?

  Much : Then we get captured and I presume, killed.

• Robin Hood : Well. There's nothing about you that resembles your brother, is there?

  Isabella : There's nothing about my brother I wish to be. I hate him. I will always hate him.

  Robin Hood : Well, that's something we share then isn't it? Hatred.

  Isabella : That's nothing to be proud of, is it, to share hatred?

• Little John : We're already too late, the gold is in the castle.

  Robin Hood : Then we'll steal it back.

  Much : It's dangerous!

  Robin Hood : It's too dangerous not too!

• Robin Hood : Who are you?

  Benjamin Palmer : Benjamin Palmer, physician to Prince John. But neither his supporter, nor his apologist.